Stop fetishizing ghosts they are people too

Can't spend it if you're dead. So it doesn't mater just how big a billion is as 1,000,000,000 is as useful as 1 to a dead man. That billion will also still be right where the dead man left it, in the middle of a frozen wasteland if not at the bottom on the ocean making it still worthless to your next of kin or anyone else.

And 99.999999999% of the people who come to see our Halloween display never notice it! lol I might redo it and make it into a fairy corpse that is nailed to the side of our witch hut instead of being in one of her jars. At least then it might be seen.

Looks amazing

given that this bear is very clearly stalking the photographer, I am assuming it is the kind of lens that needs you to get up close to that beast. And since AFAIK polar bears avoid getting close to humans I don't think there is any safehouse in the area.

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Hope you can outrun a polar bear because I am not sure even usain bolt in his prime will be able to.

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My nightmare right there 😳

No one said you can't take a gun.

For a billion, you can probably take the bloody pictures from within an APC with machineguns and stuff.

Unless people show up and say that these can't even tickle bears because bears are literal gods or something.

It's awesome that you did it though! Sounds pretty cool

Yeah…sorry, but people who say that don’t understand how big a billion is.

I mean I get it, you can pretend like there’s a list of things you would and wouldn’t do for billions of dollars for the memes, but at the end of the day anyone seriously offered it would take it regardless of what they think they’d do hypothetically.

We’re talking everyone you’ve ever cared about and everyone you ever could care about could be financially set for life and retire immediately, and you’d still have hundreds of millions of dollars to help the charities or causes of your choice. You’d take a pic of a polar bear for that and frankly nothing you say on the internet is going to convince me otherwise lmao

Depends what lens I'll be using, and if there's a safehouse somewhere.

For a billion, I'm ready to take even the stupidest odds

Oh no I do, but I also understand the value of my life.

Cringe.

Wow defensive much!? You basically just admitted to being mad. /s

That picture looks seriously wide-angle to me. Which would put the photographer awfully close to the edge of that water hole. No wonder the image is a bit blurry - there must have been a load of camera shake (and photographer shake)

This reminds me of the footage Timothy Treadwell took hours before his death that includes the bear that ate him. Watch Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man for an amazing story of a total idiot.

>They're big, fast and always ready to kill

Must be easy for them to write a profile on a dating app. "Big, fast, and DTK."

Remember, a mirror always shows what's infront of them

This looks photoshoped. I really hope it is, anyway.

No he’s waiting for the photographer to stop because he wants to ask a question

Last picture found on a camera roll

The one I did I just used foil to bulk out the areas I wanted like the legs, arms and abdomen, then coated it all in liquid latex, painted it and glued on some wings made from wax paper. It's in a dirty jar so it doesn't look TOO bad, but I could have taken my time and done a lot better.

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You just gave me a lot of inspiration.

You have chronic back pain too I see.