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dudical_dude t1_j8nh8al wrote
Reply to Gotta love Baltimore street art by c_h_a_r_
A salmon wrote this.
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weahman t1_j8nep3p wrote
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They got caught doing it was supposed to say Cumin
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imperaman t1_j8ncfrv wrote
Reply to Questions raised about Baltimore’s $4.5 million study to retime its traffic signals | Baltimore Brew by bmore
Fuck the study.
INSTALL. THE. SENSORS.
Then let AI take care of the rest.
bmore_conslutant t1_j8nb367 wrote
Reply to comment by danhalka in Gotta love Baltimore street art by c_h_a_r_
why did the bartender kick the panda out of the bar as soon as it walked in?
OsBohsAndHoes t1_j8n7ytu wrote
Reply to comment by BlarghMachine in Questions raised about Baltimore’s $4.5 million study to retime its traffic signals | Baltimore Brew by bmore
“Sensors” don’t just automatically fix signals, a traffic engineer still has to program it via signal timings. Plus most key intersections probably already have sensors
OsBohsAndHoes t1_j8n7k2t wrote
Reply to comment by Biomirth in Questions raised about Baltimore’s $4.5 million study to retime its traffic signals | Baltimore Brew by bmore
I too wanna stick a bunch of middle schoolers at our most dangerous intersections for… data collection.
Loool like wut
maiios t1_j8n6vh6 wrote
Reply to Good Color Tattoo Artist by crabbinalice
Repost. Search for previous threads about this.
BlarghMachine t1_j8n51bz wrote
Reply to Questions raised about Baltimore’s $4.5 million study to retime its traffic signals | Baltimore Brew by bmore
The 4.5 mil that could’ve been used to install sensors? Lmao
dwolfe127 t1_j8n3p5v wrote
Reply to comment by why1200 in Questions raised about Baltimore’s $4.5 million study to retime its traffic signals | Baltimore Brew by bmore
Key is the absolute worst. The light timing makes zero sense any time of day.
BlueFalconPunch t1_j8n3j8i wrote
Reply to Gotta love Baltimore street art by c_h_a_r_
What is... "My late night uber McDonalds order, Alex?"
Avocadofarmer32 t1_j8n2lot wrote
Reply to Gotta love Baltimore street art by c_h_a_r_
Love an Oxford Comma
ChubsBronco t1_j8n29f9 wrote
Reply to comment by ltong1009 in Questions raised about Baltimore’s $4.5 million study to retime its traffic signals | Baltimore Brew by bmore
Baltimore: We did do this in our sleep. After a day of hard drinking.
erichellyeah t1_j8n0x3o wrote
Reply to Gotta love Baltimore street art by c_h_a_r_
There's one in Mt. Washington that says "anal sex, no lube"
essmithsd t1_j8n0jkt wrote
Reply to Questions raised about Baltimore’s $4.5 million study to retime its traffic signals | Baltimore Brew by bmore
I wish they'd do something about Boston. The lights there make no god damned sense - and neither do the lanes.
Hey, let's build a huge, sprawling shopping center and also about 1000000 apartments - but Boston is only 2 lanes.
Fuck outta here, morons
[deleted] t1_j8mzxx7 wrote
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c_h_a_r_ OP t1_j8mzwpi wrote
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Mt. Vernon
danhalka t1_j8mzjub wrote
Reply to Gotta love Baltimore street art by c_h_a_r_
Weird. I was just thinking about Eats, Shoots & Leaves this morning.
EfficiencySuch6361 t1_j8mxdla wrote
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Lol where is this
pop2012 t1_j8mx4nk wrote
Reply to Questions raised about Baltimore’s $4.5 million study to retime its traffic signals | Baltimore Brew by bmore
They could solve all of my personal traffic complaints with one light. The crosswalk light on MLK in front of the new catholic school really should be button activated. The thing is on a timer and I sit there most mornings staring at the next green light while no pedestrians are using the crosswalk.
Biomirth t1_j8mx4gw wrote
Reply to Questions raised about Baltimore’s $4.5 million study to retime its traffic signals | Baltimore Brew by bmore
This would be a great project for middle or highschool students. Get a PHD candidate to run it, undergrads to write it, HS to process the data, and middle schoolers to gather the data.
instantcoffee69 t1_j8mw33s wrote
Reply to Gotta love Baltimore street art by c_h_a_r_
Call me ole fashioned, but what exactly are they using that fish for?
It's 2023, you do you, I'm just asking.
ltong1009 t1_j8muwhe wrote
Reply to Questions raised about Baltimore’s $4.5 million study to retime its traffic signals | Baltimore Brew by bmore
People on Reddit be like: “traffic engineer? I could do that in my sleep”.
c_h_a_r_ OP t1_j8nhauh wrote
Reply to comment by dudical_dude in Gotta love Baltimore street art by c_h_a_r_
A salmon would’ve said “sex, fish, cum, & die”