They typically don’t take a picture of you keep it to 8mph over speed limit.

They also shut down after 9pm in most places do to contractual costs. And I believe school zones only enforce during the school week.

I’ve only gotten one speeding ticket in the last 3 years. But ymmv.

We do not suggest the FAAFO method of driving.

I treat myself to one while at my work every now and then. (I work at a weggies).

B'more City does not care about your feelings if they can collect $75 from you.

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What’s your scene?

Can we get Whataburger and Bucees next? Just bring all the southern goodness up here

Thanks man!

i feel like it’s kinda cheap when it’s just like, someone’s bumper extending a few inches past the white line. i’m not talking about the rubes who stick their car halfway into the intersection before coming to a full stop.

You can get a free Starbucks drink if you sign up for rewards. Sephora offers a bday gift. The only restaurant I’ve been to that gives you free stuff is Royal Taj in Columbia. They gave me cheesecake and champagne.

And I’m dating myself here, but does anyone remember how the Steak & Ale would give you a whole small chocolate cake on your bday?! It was so good!

The ones on 83 are a little ridiculous. Outside of rush hour traffic there are plenty of stretches where 50-55 mph is perfectly safe, even with a posted speed limit of 40.

Coming to a stop past the white line will get you a ticket.

Don't speed, don't run red lights, and you don't even have to worry about it.

If it flashes it works

Oh hell yeah now I can start saying “ima go to BOHjangles hon”

I think an even more effective way would be to just draw one on their own forehead. That would make spotting huge dicks from a distance so much easier....

The red light camera flashes all the time at people running late lights or just blowing a red. I assume they get the tickets.

Yup. Layer in the fake temp tags and cameras doing shit. That and the some of ones on the 83 are only operational during weekdays 7-7 or something like that

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Well, if we're going that far, why not just prevent cars from going over the speed limit in the first place?

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My fave! I could live on the chicken supremes and fries, with extra honey mustard for fry-dipping.

They're everywhere. In a few years, everyones cars will link to the internet, and you're gonna get a ticket anytime you're speeding camera or not

No

Somewhere in/near Baltimore city too. my parents when there when I was a kid.