Recent comments in /f/WorcesterMA
DevilshEagle t1_iz5sp6g wrote
Reply to You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
I officially change the spelling of the town to Wouhstur.
EridanusCorvus t1_iz5q9eh wrote
Reply to comment by Mavericks_Mumma in You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
Where is it? I might come by and pick it up.
princess-smartypants t1_iz5pwo5 wrote
Reply to comment by rikityrokityree in You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
And the bags are smaller, more flinsy, and cost more
snakeman1961 t1_iz5ps6d wrote
Reply to You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
Restrict the 190 entrance from 290, claim the work will be completed in a month, but do the Masshackerama "don't kill the job" thing.
StatusCartoonist6379 t1_iz5oerl wrote
Reply to Dog boarding by IAmTheRedBeard
JM Pet Resort in Brockton
[deleted] t1_iz5ndaa wrote
Reply to You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
Tell them one side of Belmont street will be closed all winter.
wetwater t1_iz5mrzy wrote
Reply to You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
Replace the bridge going into Shrewsbury. I live off of Belmont St and it seemed they had that area dug up for several years.
kid_entropy t1_iz5lqo3 wrote
Reply to comment by spiked_macaroon in You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
290 is pretty good at doing that all by itself.
em-em-cee t1_iz5l9wp wrote
Reply to You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
All payments to the city (including property taxes) would need to be made in person, using coins only. Hours are 9 am to 3 pm, Monday to Thursday. Only one person will take payments and will manually count your payment to confirm. Twice.
papoosejr t1_iz5hkx6 wrote
Reply to comment by kionee in You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
Yeahhhh thin em up real good.
NativeMasshole t1_iz5hdk4 wrote
Reply to You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
All intersections are now peanut-shaped.
thisisntmynametoday t1_iz5h1am wrote
Reply to comment by InnerRoll9882 in You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
They briefly did 10 years ago. A plainclothes officer would see a car coming, start crossing, and any violators would be pulled over.
But then people started complaining about the $250 fine and threatened to sue because it felt like entrapment.
I saw them get three cars with one attempt on Hamilton St!
spitfish t1_iz5gl0y wrote
Reply to comment by Mavericks_Mumma in You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
We could use the carcasses to fill the potholes.
thisisntmynametoday t1_iz5gf15 wrote
kionee t1_iz5ek03 wrote
Reply to comment by KadenKraw in You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
And make them even thinner!
Notfromcorporate t1_iz5eei1 wrote
Reply to comment by CatumEntanglement in You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
So more perks and walkways people won’t use?
flying-cunt-of-chaos t1_iz5d05e wrote
Reply to You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
I would triple the number of traffic lights on route 9. Of course to do this, I would need to block the road for 8 hours a day for the next 3 months…
foredom t1_iz5c2oe wrote
Reply to You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
It’s actually pretty difficult to think of something that would anger both the bums in the common and the wealthy suburbanites on Salisbury street.
My vote is to declare martial law that is enforced by tyrannical school bus drivers.
moisheah t1_iz59npq wrote
Reply to comment by Mavericks_Mumma in You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
I’m guessing you already reported it, but for others
Rosseaux t1_iz58s4a wrote
Reply to You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
Declare a permanent, year-round snow emergency. Tow all cars accordingly.
ATimeForHeroics t1_iz58ldm wrote
Reply to comment by fitbitch3 in You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
Exactly what I came here to say!
fitbitch3 t1_iz57mna wrote
Reply to You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
Parking bans year round on ALL streets, both sides
suppaduppasleuth t1_iz56fxp wrote
Reply to comment by CatumEntanglement in You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
Oh I want it as a well. Just the project alone would sour people for the next 13 years
TrickyCell6458 t1_iz54vs3 wrote
Reply to You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
Raise taxes….never mind they are already doing that.
Never fix any of the potholes…. Never mind the are already doing that too
Raise the cost of trash bags….I think they did that recently
Spend 10 years fixing one spot on the highway… they are currently doing that.
I think Worcester is doing a good job pissing off people on their own
saintmusty t1_iz5u8ed wrote
Reply to You have been hired by Worcester City Government to anger and frustrate as many people as possible. However, you can only change or implement ONE thing. What do you do? by CoolAbdul
I wouldn't have to do a damn thing