My thoughts exactly.

You’re right, it’s dumb, but that doesn’t mean dumb shits didn’t try it. A dude showed up at a pizza place, armed, looking for a nonexistent basement full of trafficked kids, for starters.

I'm not saying they're geniuses, I'm just saying it doesn't make sense. They're part of a white supremacists or neo-nazi terrorist groups. I can almost guarantee it.

What concerns me isn't that they made up some far fetched ridiculous excuse for their crimes, but that the feds are repeating it as if they believe them. Either law enforcement put that out there to avoid panic/discourage copycat attacks, or they are just super super dumb. I guess you can't rule out both.

What are you talking about?

If you put a few drops of water into the jar, it'll soften up.

The military will pay to move you out to washington

No. I mean I do believe they’re dumber than rocks but they weren’t planning on robbing a bank.

No.

Also, who keeps cash in the register overnight?

I think they wanted to rob a gun store.

Smoke and mirrors. People in here are bad about making wild claims and not following up. The original story had dozens of people blaming right-wing groups. It reeked of bot manipulation and conspiracy theories.

Are these the lengths you guys are going in order to save face for being wrong?

It did me. Uhaul is $700

TBF they should still be charged with domestic terrorism regardless of what their "intent" was. They still took down multiple substations causing thousands to go without power during a winter storm.

It doesn’t add up to me either, but they could just be really, really stupid. They probably would have gotten away with the robbery if they hadn’t committed an act of domestic terrorism and gotten the fbi involved. Their guns look like they fished them from the bottom of a lake, cut the barrels shorter, cut the stocks off, then duct taped a fleshlight onto the end of one of them. The surveillance pictures I saw of one of the guys looked like he was using a shirt or a towel for a mask, which didn’t even disguise his identity very well at all.

You think the bad guys are like Hans Gruber?

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Moisture content is specified in the law and it has to be really dry, overly dried imo.

last i heard, they just got out of prison for robbing a toy store in New York. Called themselves the “sticky bandits”

I totally agree with your points. I just read the article elsewhere and searched Reddit to see if anyone’s BS detector was going off as loudly as mine.

My guesses would be to ensure a certain amount of thc or that the weeds not to strong. The sticky icky is the good ish right? So there maybe some law or regulatio. That caps the strength idk coukd be talking out my ass haha. But also mold idk if that sticky goodness can cause mold but if it can than there's not much of a use of putting it in a jar to sit in a shop for a month or two.

It’s bullshit, they are just trying to avoid Domestic Terrorism charges.

In my random guess it’d be to avoid it from getting moldy?

lol, yeah what kinda of lame cover story are they spinning here?
I'm not a conspiracy theorist but it seems to go a little further down the rabbit hole than a couple of dumb crooks tryin to pull a quick robbery...

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