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Reply to comment by Journeyantesdesserts in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
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kharmatika t1_jcav19m wrote
Reply to comment by GrammarHypocrite in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
Hey you’ll find a new goose. I know it’s tough, but you deserve happiness and she would want you to find someone to care for one another.
kharmatika t1_jcauwx7 wrote
Reply to comment by No_Carry_3991 in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
Why would someone do that….it’s so mean. It’s just a goose.
goat_penis_souffle t1_jcatqcl wrote
Reply to comment by alexch_ro in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
Sunflowers also mate for life.
fruityhalo t1_jcatkcm wrote
Reply to Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
This made me tear up a bit. I'm happy both widowed geese found each other and are aren't lonely anymore.
Achillor22 t1_jcaszgg wrote
Reply to Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
So they pimped out a goose?
words_of_j t1_jcasvpv wrote
That’s an odd way of saying you are raising salaries of politicians.
Adieutoyouandyou t1_jcart37 wrote
Reply to comment by InGenAche in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
It's so sad, ya know?
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Reply to comment by Marathon2021 in Tiny data centre used to heat public swimming pool by je97
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mintyfreshismygod t1_jcar3vu wrote
Reply to Electric ferries and trucks could be charged like toothbrushes with this tech breakthrough by Ornery_Conclusion763
Not owning an electric toothbrush, the article title had me confused - it's talking about wireless charging.
>>Until now, inductive charging - where there’s no contact between the device and conductor - has been unable to deliver the high power that electric vehicle batteries need. The method has only worked for small devices, like electric toothbrushes and some mobile phones.
>>But new components have enabled scientists at a Swedish university to show that the recharging of urban ferries and city buses is possible without human or robotic hands.
>>It’s a vital step for the electrification of our transport systems, says the man who has put the pieces together.
>>“You can have a system built into the wharf that charges the ferry at some stops while passengers get on and off,” explains Professor Liu, professor of electric power engineering at Chalmers University of Technology in Gothenburg.
>>“Automatic and completely independent of weather and wind, charging can take place 30-40 times per day.”
[deleted] t1_jcaqtfn wrote
Reply to comment by avoidance_behavior in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
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BlackOversoul91 t1_jcanvww wrote
Reply to Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
This is heartwarming, thank you OP
BlackOversoul91 t1_jcanpvq wrote
Reply to comment by Journeyantesdesserts in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
Ah the age old game
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Reply to comment by milksteakofcourse in Novo Nordisk joins Lilly in plans to slash U.S. insulin prices by urbanskyline09
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poniesahoy t1_jcakxf6 wrote
Reply to comment by MinnieShoof in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
Haha yes
LazyLich t1_jcakkbd wrote
Reply to Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
When your spouse dies, so aliens take it upon themselves to put out ads for other aliens to see, and they abduct a new spouse for you
Jexpler t1_jcajx21 wrote
Reply to comment by blauwkoekje in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
I only see one race, the human ra-" slaps "What about Nascar?"
pezx t1_jcaju3k wrote
> Noelene, Noelene, Noelene, Noe-lene, I'm begging of you please come try my gym
titus1531 t1_jcajafy wrote
Reply to Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
This is literally all I need the internet for.
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immaownyou t1_jcah77n wrote
Reply to comment by Breakfast_on_Jupiter in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
It's not any worse than calling a goose a lucky duck lol, people are lame
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Reply to comment by roxx1811 in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
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theskyguardian t1_jcaftbt wrote
Reply to comment by T00luser in Electric ferries and trucks could be charged like toothbrushes with this tech breakthrough by Ornery_Conclusion763
I don't see how it will help charge the ferry but I guess I'll try to make myself comfortable
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Reply to comment by irkthejerk in Novo Nordisk joins Lilly in plans to slash U.S. insulin prices by urbanskyline09
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Damasticator t1_jcaxlfk wrote
Reply to comment by Konradleijon in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
Grey Duck 4 Lyfe.