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SkinHairNails t1_jc9r5yu wrote
Reply to comment by GrammarHypocrite in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
I am so deeply sorry for your loss. I hope your pain eases.
Wsemenske t1_jc9qn5s wrote
Reply to comment by Journeyantesdesserts in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
(Laughs in confused Minnesota noises)
roxx1811 t1_jc9q4kq wrote
Reply to comment by Journeyantesdesserts in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
Badger. Badger. Badger. Badger. Badger. Badger. Mushroom, mushroom!
_NiceWhileItLasted t1_jc9osag wrote
Reply to comment by FauxPastel in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
That goose is a real big dill
might_have_sharted t1_jc9olx5 wrote
Reply to comment by FauxPastel in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
HONK HONK
GrammarHypocrite t1_jc9nw7f wrote
Reply to Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
As a new widower, I'm now jealous of a goose. So that's fun.
ResplendentDaylight t1_jc9n3jv wrote
Reply to Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
This is the kind of news I signed up for! <3
companysOkay t1_jc9mqcw wrote
Reply to comment by cthuluhooprises in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
True racist right here
Grumpkin_eater t1_jc9mo0v wrote
Reply to Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
Did the goose like, live at the cemetery or do they do this for other bereft animals?
InGenAche t1_jc9mi4z wrote
Reply to comment by avoidance_behavior in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
When you read something like this then realise that T-Rex arms were so short they probably couldn't hold hands.
IAmA_Nerd_AMA t1_jc9mgba wrote
Reply to comment by wtf--dude in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
Just being funny. I liked hearing about wholesome geese, it painted a much prettier picture than the untitled goose game. Maybe that was an incel goose.
For a serious answer I'll say with humans: yes we have both but instinct no longer applies, with us it's a choice. That's why we have a great social respect for lifetime partnerships: The choice took mental strength to uphold. It would be different if our DNA forced all of us to be monogamous...or rapists...or whatever cats are.
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Reply to comment by dangitgrotto in In the northern California snow, stranded cows are getting emergency hay drops by ImJoeontheradio
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big_ficus t1_jc9m05o wrote
Reply to comment by FauxPastel in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
Hail yourself, I also listened to this episode today
KayleighJK t1_jc9m036 wrote
Reply to comment by LadyAsharaRowan in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
I thought they were exaggerating with the article but damn
KayleighJK t1_jc9lvy6 wrote
Reply to comment by CactusAmongus in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
You can’t know that.
KayleighJK t1_jc9lu9o wrote
Reply to comment by summonsays in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
RIP to a great great uncle.
ybreddit t1_jc9lt0y wrote
Reply to comment by LadyAsharaRowan in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
Turns out I'm a goose.
HighTopsLowStandards t1_jc9lgti wrote
Reply to comment by Journeyantesdesserts in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
Excellent comment.
GFactor1231 t1_jc9lfqx wrote
Reply to comment by cthuluhooprises in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
Germany, South Africa, India, Vietnam, China, Malaysia, Sochi, Portugal, Istanbul
summonsays t1_jc9kdzn wrote
Reply to comment by avoidance_behavior in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
My great uncle basically died the same way. He was this mountain of a man, farmer, gave off that vibe that he could break you in half with a pinky if he wanted. But he was always the nicest guy and his wife was probably the sweetest person I've ever met. We used to go up to their house every Thanksgiving (8 hour drive). His wife developed brain cancer and died. We went up to visit him maybe a month after it happened. He was in a care home. He didn't really respond to us and he probably weighed 60 pounds. Skin and bones, just waiting to die. He died the next week. That's my "sweet but fucked up" story.
wtf--dude t1_jc9k7fi wrote
Reply to comment by IAmA_Nerd_AMA in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
I mean, you have both kinds in another single species, humans
avoidance_behavior t1_jc9k29r wrote
Reply to comment by 000f89 in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
my dad has since taken to hanging up old cd's and dvd's on strings by windows and doors. the flashing and glinting has seemed to help keep the bird strikes to a minimum. poor things.
periwinkle_cupcake t1_jc9j531 wrote
Reply to comment by avoidance_behavior in Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
Oh, my heart
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Reply to comment by ThatsCrapTastic in In the northern California snow, stranded cows are getting emergency hay drops by ImJoeontheradio
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bl8ant t1_jc9rrmy wrote
Reply to Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died — and find her a new match by citytiger
(Furiously develops an app called Honkr)