Recent comments in /f/UpliftingNews
widgertos t1_jb8njcd wrote
there's an "OP'S mum" joke here somewhere, but I just can't put my finger on it.
RedStar9117 t1_jb8n15p wrote
Florida then tried to arrest clam because it is a hermaphrodite and that makes DeSantis sad
MonsieurPC t1_jb8l0rk wrote
The guy looks about as happy as a... a something... I can't quite put my finger on it.
MonsieurPC t1_jb8l09v wrote
The guy looks about as happy as a... a something... I can't quite put my finger on it.
lawofthewilde t1_jb8kj6q wrote
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me.
Callan126 t1_jb8jr2q wrote
Put it back!
zobotrombie t1_jb8jogu wrote
That clam is older than everyone on the planet right now.
mark3d4death t1_jb8izid wrote
OK Florida man...did you do meth with it?
citytiger OP t1_jb8hnyh wrote
Reply to comment by westsidefashionist in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
He didn’t. It was released.
Insighteternal t1_jb8hm32 wrote
Reply to comment by auyemra in New data shows 1 in 7 cars sold globally is an EV, and combustion engine car sales have decreased by 25% since 2017 by FarmhouseFan
Funny how most customers back then practically begged to straight up buy the EVs despite the cost…but oil basically said “no, lol.” Stinky combustion vehicle profits were more important /s
Best_Algae2346 t1_jb8gyq0 wrote
Reply to comment by jermleeds in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
I came here to say the exact same, the only story I heard from a Florida man that wasn't batshit crazy.
danknadoflex t1_jb8gnwa wrote
Reply to comment by YouCanCallMeVanZant in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
Had one last night
danknadoflex t1_jb8gjpu wrote
Reply to comment by TrashJack42 in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
Don’t tell Ron DeSanctimonous that some clams are hermaphrodites he’ll criminalize their existence
0utcast9851 t1_jb8giha wrote
Reply to comment by TrashJack42 in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
nathansym t1_jb8ggxr wrote
Reply to New data shows 1 in 7 cars sold globally is an EV, and combustion engine car sales have decreased by 25% since 2017 by FarmhouseFan
I don't understand how this is in uplifting news? Cobalt mining is a blight on human history. Of course, one could say this is mainly driven by phones and other tech but I don't think, currently, a push in EV sales is uplifting.
blazedcrank t1_jb8g4o1 wrote
Florida man is finally hitting his redemption arc.
fbomb5000 t1_jb8g2lh wrote
Milfhunter
nathansym t1_jb8fzxa wrote
Reply to comment by the--larch in New data shows 1 in 7 cars sold globally is an EV, and combustion engine car sales have decreased by 25% since 2017 by FarmhouseFan
Yes. Chip shortage probably affected new car sales.
Heady_Sherb t1_jb8fxrk wrote
ESTONIA W 🇪🇪
Lilyetter t1_jb8egiq wrote
Reply to comment by EvilLOON in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
Ya don’t say!
Lilyetter t1_jb8eetq wrote
Reply to comment by ballrus_walsack in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
The tip of a shoelace is called an Aglet. The more you know
Lilyetter t1_jb8eb2k wrote
Props to this man for not killing it!!!
xxDankerstein t1_jb8e6u4 wrote
Reply to comment by Atiggerx33 in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
I was confused because actual giant clams get like 4 feet in length.
Modus_Opp t1_jb8daw2 wrote
Ah I thought that this was going to be case of that poor quahog who was about 400 years old or something like that. And would have been grown older... had scientists not killed it to measure its age.
auyemra t1_jb8oe7x wrote
Reply to comment by Insighteternal in New data shows 1 in 7 cars sold globally is an EV, and combustion engine car sales have decreased by 25% since 2017 by FarmhouseFan
not /s
in fact they did beg, and to keep the ones they already had purchased.
https://americanhistory.si.edu/automobile-energy-choice/return-electric-cars
a quick history of the event