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moonchylde t1_jb8cu46 wrote
Reply to comment by b-cat in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
Yay!! ❤️
Biomirth t1_jb8bssu wrote
Reply to comment by YouCanCallMeVanZant in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
But they do?
scipio0421 t1_jb8ac78 wrote
Reply to Boeing employee bought lottery ticket because it was at $747M, a nod to the aircraft. She won the jackpot. by ChickenXing
I'll take "coincidences" for $500, Alex.
auyemra t1_jb89x21 wrote
Reply to New data shows 1 in 7 cars sold globally is an EV, and combustion engine car sales have decreased by 25% since 2017 by FarmhouseFan
this shit should have happened in the 90s & early 00s, before it was lobbied to death by big oil
if theres one thing Musk did thats good, its forcing the industry to evolve.
jakethegreat4 t1_jb89eif wrote
Reply to comment by caaper in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
Well I reckon they had to lift it to the surface in the first place
blu-juice t1_jb894vj wrote
Reply to comment by danger_zone123 in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
*Florida Clam
Homework-Silly t1_jb887tg wrote
Imagine living two hundred years for Florida man to make you into clam chowder
westsidefashionist t1_jb88785 wrote
Nothing like murdering a 214 year old living clam because your think it looks interesting. Aliens need to eat him.
funlovefun37 t1_jb87t04 wrote
Reply to Boeing employee bought lottery ticket because it was at $747M, a nod to the aircraft. She won the jackpot. by ChickenXing
Now she can buy one
ballrus_walsack t1_jb87go2 wrote
Reply to comment by williamsonny in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
Last words heard: “laces out!”
intelligentplatonic t1_jb87cwb wrote
You would think with an "estimate" they would round up to 215.
Wartymcballs t1_jb84h5d wrote
Reply to comment by FatassShrugged in Bald eagle rescued after eating rat poison in Massachusetts by ekser
Not sure what kinda rat poison they are using, but most would have to eat a lot of poisoned rodents in a short span to get secondary sickness nowadays. I use it for a living lol. Anyway, here come some new federal regulations!
FatassShrugged t1_jb84b01 wrote
Reply to comment by Wartymcballs in Bald eagle rescued after eating rat poison in Massachusetts by ekser
The bird ate a rat that ate the poison.
skroll t1_jb83zsu wrote
Reply to Boeing employee bought lottery ticket because it was at $747M, a nod to the aircraft. She won the jackpot. by ChickenXing
Former Boeing employee.
relaxyourshoulders t1_jb83utk wrote
Oh is this the guy who married Cher?
Wartymcballs t1_jb82ylo wrote
Reply to comment by jezra in Bald eagle rescued after eating rat poison in Massachusetts by ekser
It shouldn't have been in a place accessible by a non target animal like a bird in the first place, per the law and the label. Someone is gonna be in big fuckin trouble if they figure out who is tossing rat bait into the open like that.
Diligent_Ad6759 t1_jb826v3 wrote
You don't see me bragging about my gigantic clam.
williamsonny t1_jb81fi9 wrote
Reply to comment by Atiggerx33 in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
Update: apprehended but won’t say anything.
CrusztiHuszti t1_jb80vwg wrote
How did he find it in the gulf if it’s range is Newfoundland to North Carolina as the article claims?
[deleted] t1_jb7zogf wrote
Reply to comment by caaper in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
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krishkal t1_jb7y3wl wrote
How long is its beard?
Spanky200 t1_jb7y1pc wrote
A non-horrific Florida Man title? Sacrilege!
kinda4got t1_jb7xagf wrote
That's a rude way to refer to his fiancee
OrcOfDoom t1_jb7x9js wrote
Reply to comment by LynxKuroneko in Boeing employee bought lottery ticket because it was at $747M, a nod to the aircraft. She won the jackpot. by ChickenXing
I down voted because you have 755 upvotes, and 754 matches the photo.
(I didn't actually downvote)
Kersenn t1_jb8cwwa wrote
Reply to comment by jermleeds in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
Oooh now I see why it was posted to uplifting news