Recent comments in /f/UpliftingNews
johnnyblaze1999 t1_jazdqm6 wrote
Reply to Newly discovered chemicals are so deadly to fungi they are named after Keanu Reeves | CNN by Competitive-Wall2473
Funny I saw that comment in Keanu's AMA and he said it would be better if it named after John Wick
DeepLock8808 t1_jazd9gq wrote
Reply to comment by ohheyisayokay in A child learned his favorite waiter was struggling. He raised $30,000 for him. by madamskullcrusher
I think it was a comedian, no orphans were harmed in the creation of this sub
Edit: https://twitter.com/pookleblinky/status/1309325764739858432?lang=en
BoulderCreature t1_jazd67q wrote
Reply to Newly discovered chemicals are so deadly to fungi they are named after Keanu Reeves | CNN by Competitive-Wall2473
It’s interesting, but how is this uplifting??
bkuri t1_jazd66l wrote
Reply to comment by omarfw in People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
And racism. And xenophobia.
itsthevoiceman t1_jazczpd wrote
Reply to comment by diskdinomite in People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
They don't handle pleas, but they sure as hell are friends with sweet sweet pillow talk. The whole justice system is in bed with each other, and it's corrupt as hell.
itsthevoiceman t1_jazcqog wrote
Reply to comment by HBPhilly1 in People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
Mental health
chicano-superman t1_jazco8c wrote
Reply to People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
Can I do this preemptively?
[deleted] t1_jazcj25 wrote
Reply to comment by SoulOfGuyFieri in New UN brokered High Seas Treaty Places 30% of Ocean into protected areas by 2030 after decades of talks by AstroEngineer314
I didn’t deny it’s happening, but the ocean isn’t going to be extinct in 7 years. It just isn’t.
DesiBail t1_jazcdkh wrote
Reply to comment by zedemer in People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
My first thoughts !! Why the need to apply?
otisreddingsst t1_jazca7k wrote
Reply to comment by bermudaliving in New UN brokered High Seas Treaty Places 30% of Ocean into protected areas by 2030 after decades of talks by AstroEngineer314
Do you mean the extinction from global warming? I believe this treaty is more concerned with fishing
SoulOfGuyFieri t1_jazc817 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in New UN brokered High Seas Treaty Places 30% of Ocean into protected areas by 2030 after decades of talks by AstroEngineer314
You can deny it all you want but the next mass extinction is already under way and well documented.
Avatara93 t1_jazbil2 wrote
Reply to New UN brokered High Seas Treaty Places 30% of Ocean into protected areas by 2030 after decades of talks by AstroEngineer314
China will ignore it.
[deleted] t1_jazbhmi wrote
Reply to comment by bubleve in People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
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Elemenohpede t1_jazap2h wrote
Reply to comment by HBPhilly1 in People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
Funny you mention the latter. Babies tend to grow into Harry teenagers, and they are slippery little buggers let me tell you!
HBPhilly1 t1_jazaaxt wrote
Reply to comment by Elemenohpede in People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
Geez if that happened to me I'd kill myself or I would just wait and try to kill the baby when I get my strength back
FireBrentVenables t1_jazaafj wrote
Reply to comment by SleepyVice in A child learned his favorite waiter was struggling. He raised $30,000 for him. by madamskullcrusher
I wish the mods actually enforced the “no cynicism” rule. Of fucking course it sucks the man was struggling, nobody is celebrating that. The celebration is for the fundraising, unless you and the other 60 NPCs weren’t coded to read beyond surface-level cynicism.
Addamant1 t1_jaza565 wrote
Elemenohpede t1_jaza3pn wrote
Reply to comment by HBPhilly1 in People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
Oh that? Its nothing. In '95 I tried to kill a baby after killing his parents. The little bastard survived and I died. Luckily I had a few kick knacks around with bits of my soul infused in them, and here i am good as new!
I'm good with animals and have strong leadership skills, and wish for nothing more than the advancement of pure-blooded bloodlines.
simplytoaskquestions t1_jaz94gz wrote
Reply to Newly discovered chemicals are so deadly to fungi they are named after Keanu Reeves | CNN by Competitive-Wall2473
Keep that in wraps till they perfect to only kill harmful fungi
caidicus t1_jaz89rp wrote
Reply to Newly discovered chemicals are so deadly to fungi they are named after Keanu Reeves | CNN by Competitive-Wall2473
Funny thing to read the day after starting watching The Last of Us. :D
GamerOfGods33 t1_jaz7wy4 wrote
Reply to Newly discovered chemicals are so deadly to fungi they are named after Keanu Reeves | CNN by Competitive-Wall2473
Should have named it Mario
ZekeDaniel t1_jaz7vjx wrote
Reply to comment by curiousauruses in Newly discovered chemicals are so deadly to fungi they are named after Keanu Reeves | CNN by Competitive-Wall2473
Makes me a bit worried..
[deleted] t1_jaz7tsu wrote
Reply to comment by bermudaliving in New UN brokered High Seas Treaty Places 30% of Ocean into protected areas by 2030 after decades of talks by AstroEngineer314
The ocean just isn't going to 'be extinct' in 7 years time. Calm down.
nederino t1_jaz7df9 wrote
Reply to comment by Masta_Harashibu in Newly discovered chemicals are so deadly to fungi they are named after Keanu Reeves | CNN by Competitive-Wall2473
his dog ate some black mold... keanumycins coming for all the fungi now.
DFuel t1_jaze44x wrote
Reply to A child learned his favorite waiter was struggling. He raised $30,000 for him. by madamskullcrusher
This is really great don't get me wrong. But there are so many poor people /People who are struggling in the world so what is it about fundraisers that get people to act? Is this a platform for people to make themselves feel good about themselves and feel they have to remind themselves that they are morally "good"? Because it shouldn't take a fundraiser for someone to spend their money on something "good". It just doesn't add up for me.