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jerflash t1_jay22sh wrote
Reply to Newly discovered chemicals are so deadly to fungi they are named after Keanu Reeves | CNN by Competitive-Wall2473
I guess that is better than the alternative, Anti The Last Of Us Atloumycins but I guess that works too
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Hershieboy t1_jay1h15 wrote
Reply to comment by Masta_Harashibu in Newly discovered chemicals are so deadly to fungi they are named after Keanu Reeves | CNN by Competitive-Wall2473
Sounds like a confirmation he's in "the last of us, Part 3".
SadSausageFinger t1_jay1bec wrote
Reply to comment by SpinozaTheDamned in People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
Fuck them. Fuck their jobs. Find something worthwhile to fight.
Masta_Harashibu t1_jay1103 wrote
Reply to comment by drewbrewski in Newly discovered chemicals are so deadly to fungi they are named after Keanu Reeves | CNN by Competitive-Wall2473
Man the John Wick reference went right over my head
SufficientLime_ t1_jay0aj8 wrote
Reply to comment by 04221970 in A hydrogen-powered airplane just made a record-setting test flight by captainquirk
Batteries are too heavy for aviation. Hydrogen flammability can be mitigated due its tendency to escape very quickly into the atmosphere (lots of tests on ruptured tanks floating around).
Hydrogen can also produced as a form of storage when the grid is producing more than it consumes which is not uncommon with renewables. Yes batteries are denser and more efficient but they are expensive and lithium is still a problematic resource to mine. Water electrolysis is cheap and easy to deploy.
It's a decent stop-gap solution for low emissions until battery technology becomes dense enough for aviation.
bilgewax t1_jaxz97m wrote
Reply to comment by minnesotamoon in People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
Federal government does this too w/ federal DOT requirements for commercial drivers. Had a couple beers yesterday, and then drove today? … no problem at all. Couple hits off a vape three weeks ago? Give us your license. You’re fired.
monkeyhind t1_jaxx20f wrote
Reply to People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
Based on the photo I thought this was going to be another incident of someone getting a breaded chicken head in their nugget basket.
0xWednesdei t1_jaxvus0 wrote
Reply to People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
This is great news obviously, but I can’t help but wonder how much it cost society to make it illegal in the first place. All the resources dedicated to enforcing the laws, lost time due to incarceration, job loss because of charges, etc.
Imagine where we would be if that money was dumped into education. It probably would have been more effective in the long run.
Eswyft t1_jaxumdq wrote
Reply to S'pore teen, 17, shamed over Charles & Keith luxury bag is now modelling for brand by iexplode123
Downvoting for the idiotic title
PaxNova t1_jaxu1jg wrote
Reply to comment by HBPhilly1 in People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
Me: That was when I went to Yale.
Them: wow, you're hired!
Me: thanks for the yob!
Soywojack t1_jaxsw2e wrote
Reply to People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
Does this mean FPS Russia is back?
BuddingViolette t1_jaxscil wrote
Reply to comment by Kersenn in A child learned his favorite waiter was struggling. He raised $30,000 for him. by madamskullcrusher
For sure! That child has a good heart and my biggest feel good from that narrative is just that.
Jonesie946 t1_jaxrnc3 wrote
Reply to People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
The only person this helps is Joe Biden
KindlyContribution54 t1_jaxri3w wrote
Meh, paywall
malachi347 t1_jaxqfe3 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in ‘0% chance of survival’: World’s most premature twins record broken by blackchristopher
lol I know how it works, I have several children too. I was mostly trying to be funny, but the nugget of reality despite your confidence and downvotes is that they can't tell the difference down to the days. OB's are the first to admit that conception/gestation dates aren't always perfect, accurate or factual. They can be off by as much as two weeks (looked it up). So yeah, the cynic in me thinks the numbers may have been biased as I'm sure the "record" is widely circulated in that medical circle and a feel-good, fudge-able record like this is prime real estate for news, Guiness, and social media looking for clicks. Anyways, I'll just close with, again, I was trying to be more comedic than specific.
chris14020 t1_jaxq9s8 wrote
Reply to A child learned his favorite waiter was struggling. He raised $30,000 for him. by madamskullcrusher
Ah, someone's ability to survive depended not on doing their job, but social lottery and the whim of a child. How uplifting. Boy I sure hope some day not the company I work for, but a literal child, will decide I'm worthy of being able to make ends meet.
I'd love to see something that isn't capitalistic horrors reframed as wholesome news.
420BigDawg_ t1_jaxoati wrote
Reply to A child learned his favorite waiter was struggling. He raised $30,000 for him. by madamskullcrusher
Ugh this is not uplifting
bubleve t1_jaxmvgb wrote
Reply to comment by adampsyreal in People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
You mean something like "The Reforms Act"? Too bad it didn't even make it out of committee.
https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/7446/all-actions
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bubleve t1_jaxlv2e wrote
Reply to comment by fudgebacker in People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
Literally the first paragraph, and this can only cover Federal because Congress or States need to do the rest.
> The Department of Justice on Friday launched an application form that people who were covered under President Joe Biden’s mass marijuana pardon can fill out to demonstrate that they were granted clemency. ...The relief was automatic...
bubleve t1_jaxlk2k wrote
Reply to comment by Ronin22222 in People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
Yes, but that has to be done at the state level or as an act of Congress. This affects about 6,500 people. This is about all the Biden administration can do for past convictions.
ragnarockdan t1_jaxlble wrote
Reply to Newly discovered chemicals are so deadly to fungi they are named after Keanu Reeves | CNN by Competitive-Wall2473
Okay - JohnClaudeVanDammycins and JasonStrathumycins need their time in the sun too.
friday99 t1_jaxl0hs wrote
Reply to comment by magnumhairball in People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
0 people will be released over this and it might only benefit about 6,500 individuals.
And most federal marijuana possession charges are with other more serious charges.
No one has been arrested at a federal level for simple possession only.
This was mostly lip service. It's looking like You're doing something without actually doing much. I know the office of the president can't control state legislature, but that's where the real action has to happen
adampsyreal t1_jay2q42 wrote
Reply to comment by bubleve in People convicted of a federal cannabis possession charge can now apply to have the conviction removed from their records by OregonTripleBeam
This is actually news to me. Thanks for passing it on.