https://leaders.com/news/business/bp-backs-away-from-renewables/

Yea…

Didn't BP just announce a few days ago that they've made so much money off of petroleum these past year or so that they are scaling back their renewable initiatives?

Perfection.

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Upcoming dad joke prodigy.

What's a snowplow naming contest?

I got my MN in-laws to enjoy enjoys enchiladas by calling it "south-west hot dish"

Personally I liked how my district did it back in the day. Elementary:1-4,intermediate:5-6,middle:7-8,high:9-12. It seemed to make sense but I think they’ve changed it up recently.

It's the best when you have an end of season sports banquet and you have 15 different people's versions of a hot dish, a few lasagnas and a couple crock pots full of things.

Lizzo is the only newer music I consistently listen to. Absolutely love her!

Based Pakistani that John Cena.

In my defense, I've never heard the term hot dish (from Seattle). Been eating tater tot casserole my whole life and it's one of my favorite meals!

I’m taking my oldest to his first concert this year. And it’s to see Lizzo! Glad to hear you had a great experience!

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These are all top notch

Yeah 6th to 8th is so different. I just think it's nice splitting 8th and 9th up, those are the two absolute worst years. I wouldn't wish it on anyone to have to teach both.

Shit, meant to say 8th. Frankly nobody should be in the same building as 8th graders. We’re all terrible little goblins at that age.

There is no such thing as casseroles in MN, only hot dishes.

I am helping with a bridge engineering contest for middle and high school kids, and one of the "team" names (it's just one kid) was Truss Issues. I thought that was clever.

It's no Gritsy Witsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-slip Machiny.

I was so proud of that idea when I submitted it.

It would be better without the last “t”

How was Jeremy Blender not chosen?

Edit: or Render, now that I think about it...

Middle schools don't have 9th graders

Clearopathtra is a clever one, but annoying af to say