r/boringdystopia

Was it Bill Grates?

Bill Grates founded Michaelsoft in 1975, and then it got really big. They make computers and computer things, such as buttons, memories, and Michaelsoft Words. Go online and see if you can get Michaelsoft for your internet today, you turkey!

Trusting the Turkish and Pakistani governments, got it.

Damn. If someone would like to donate millions of dollars to me, hmu

....Because the world needs more lithium, and India's currently engaged in large infrastructure changes, and the benefits of this resource should be pretty obvious?

Seems like most of the comments are this - do people think the US doesn't have lithium?

I mean I know you're joking but there's no way in a million years. Aside from the US already having a lithium mine in Nevada, India has more than a billion people, and China and Russia would *definitely* come to its aid in that case. It would be bloody and awful, and then America would lose really really hard.

The man was pakistani, just living in the US

Ahaha I'm wondering which luxury cars or watches have been boughten right after donation by you know who supporters and their precious religious(?) children?

Well yeah 🤣 US man at the Turkish embassy and some reason the Pakistan PM breaks the news?

If we liberate this lithium we’ll all feel better about liberating the oil next

Plot twist - it was actually $50M and was only reported as $30M

America, fuck ya! Time to save the mother fuckin day ya!

I was on cloud 9 when i wrote that shit, i dont even remember the conversation.

Why is Pakistan involved?

Guys, one thing is the Islam 1000 years ago, and another very different is today. We can see greatness in the past and analyse the reasons why everything is so fucked up now with Islam and Arab nations.

Horrible news.. how is this uplifting?

Sounds like the United States needs to go spread some freedom

Yeah, i made sure it was anonymous as I didn't want the credit.

I seriously doubt you're an expert on what the rules are for marital benefits in the entire world. And there's only one area of the world where its very likely that what you said is true. Western Europe.

Sometimes you just want to do something good and trust other people.

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Choppers running, Fortunate Son playing, Freedom delivery is on the way.

exactly my thought.

I'd like to think I'd do that kind of thing if I had that kind of money...but I'm kind of doubting it. That takes a truly good person, especially to do so anonymously.