What a wonderful news. A true miracle dog.

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Either way it doesn’t matter is the point. It’s predatory, and sketchy and they can fully afford to turn people with resources away because ten people without means to hire someone to help them will be in desperate need of something a recruiter can promise them

There is a sub for exactly this type of story. Good news that’s only happening because something was really fucked up in the first place. I can’t remember the name rn lol but I will try to find it.

Edit: it was r/orphancrushingmachine

Shout out to u/loversalibi

CHARLIE SHEEN IS A GOAT??

You severely underestimate the military legal counsel lol

God bless these wonderful people for saving all the puppies!!!

"There's a fire in the building next door!"

"omg!"

"There's dozens of dogs trapped inside!"

"OH MY GOD! OUT OF MY WAY I'VE GOT TO GO HELP!"

You're not wrong, there are a lot of shitty lawyers and superfluous lawsuits. However, any lawyer worth their salt knows they will take the cheapest option, as they always do - in everything. Accountants don't give a fuck about ego, just the bottom line. More money than God doesn't matter when outspending you gains them nothing where as a settlement and gag order makes you go away forever.

What a handsome boy! So sorry for your loss.

Didn't say that, I said have a lawyer review things before you sign them - not take them as emotional support lol

As is their right. I don't know shit about the military, just how the law works.

*Dugs

I don't know how the boilerplate recruiting contacts work, but if the military isn't honoring a contract then a lawsuit can be filed and a federal court can take effective actions. In the end, it's all about the money. Your lawyers job is to make it cheaper for them to capitulate rather than fight - and given that it's always about the bottom line, they will.

YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, IM WEARING A TOWEL.

Yep. I spent far too much time laughing about that. It's beautifully karmic.

I hope they have one. It is the perfect setup for a new porn scenario.

"Sir I'm here to inspect your gay card."
"Oh no! I seem to have lost it!"
"Hm, then how do we know you're actually gay?"
"Well..."

Or any scenario involving an application center or testing center...

Yup, let's get this permit show on the road! That porn ain't gonna make itself!

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it's literally recommended by all major health agencies because of its dental benifits 💀💀

>Overall, these reviews found that water fluoridation appears to contribute to reduced tooth decay levels and doesn't seem to be associated with any significant health risks.

-NHS

Which is why their being sued by investors, literally what the article is about

It calcifies the pineal gland

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fluoride is good

I really want to see what a glob of collected microplastics looks like.

Imagining having a laminated rainbow card in my wallet

Might even get a discount at a gay bar with it.