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Whatwillwebe t1_izm6fu5 wrote
Reply to comment by ouyin2000 in LPT: When bringing a dessert to a function, cut a small slice off before you put it out. by arkobsessed
Then push the entire piece into your mouth and swallow it whole while making aggressive eye contact with anyone who looks at you.
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jeremiah1119 t1_izm4zzf wrote
Reply to comment by arkobsessed in LPT: When bringing a dessert to a function, cut a small slice off before you put it out. by arkobsessed
Combine the two tips. Get yourself the first slice so you end up leaving an empty space
arkobsessed OP t1_izm4mt1 wrote
Reply to comment by Extreme_Today_984 in LPT: When bringing a dessert to a function, cut a small slice off before you put it out. by arkobsessed
That's actually a brilliant addition to this tip. It's so sad when the cook is left with the unwanted leftovers. Your dad's a smart man for thinking of that.
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Bulky_Researcher226 t1_izm0wj2 wrote
Reply to LPT: When bringing a dessert to a function, cut a small slice off before you put it out. by arkobsessed
This is actually a great LPT!! Nice!
Extreme_Today_984 t1_izlzc1o wrote
Reply to LPT: When bringing a dessert to a function, cut a small slice off before you put it out. by arkobsessed
Also, that way you make sure you get a slice. My dad used to be in charge of cooking at the BBQ. He'd make a feast for all of our extended family and everyone would eat it all, leaving my dad without a plate. That's until he wised up and made a plate for himself first lol
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ouyin2000 t1_izlwgiv wrote
Reply to LPT: When bringing a dessert to a function, cut a small slice off before you put it out. by arkobsessed
Just place it down and then cut yourself a piece of it in front of people.
arkobsessed OP t1_izlvrh9 wrote
Reply to comment by Vaenessa in LPT: When bringing a dessert to a function, cut a small slice off before you put it out. by arkobsessed
I'm the same way. I'm usually the first to the buffet line. That being said, I would argue that we are the minority in this scenario.
RyGuy1616 t1_izluxf2 wrote
Reply to comment by Bubbagumpredditor in LPT - Before a dentist appointment, stretch your jaw wide open to make it a much more comfortable experience. by Razoire
Because the butt is gross!
Vaenessa t1_izlud39 wrote
Reply to LPT: When bringing a dessert to a function, cut a small slice off before you put it out. by arkobsessed
That would put me off. I would be wondering if it was left overs. Also I am not bothered about starting a new pudding
arkobsessed OP t1_izltp36 wrote
Reply to comment by tvieno in LPT: When bringing a dessert to a function, cut a small slice off before you put it out. by arkobsessed
That's great too! But there's something about that empty space that makes people think that someone has already started to enjoy it, and that makes it more enticing.
tvieno t1_izltg0q wrote
Reply to LPT: When bringing a dessert to a function, cut a small slice off before you put it out. by arkobsessed
Better yet, pre cut the whole dish.
keepthetips t1_izlrq6i wrote
Reply to LPT: When bringing a dessert to a function, cut a small slice off before you put it out. by arkobsessed
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GrumpyWhiteTiger t1_izljn4t wrote
OP is definitely not getting girls... i think this is him projecting frustration with tinder...
leathakkor t1_izljfdb wrote
This is terrible advice.
[deleted] OP t1_izljedj wrote
Reply to comment by ben_db in LPT: unless you're super attractive, tinder won't work for you as a guy by [deleted]
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ben_db t1_izlj5fe wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in LPT: unless you're super attractive, tinder won't work for you as a guy by [deleted]
> but I'm not much of the relationship type
No clue why Tinder didn't work...
thndrstrk t1_izliwqh wrote
Hope you're doing good, bro.
[deleted] OP t1_izlhtmq wrote
Reply to comment by bathcat7 in LPT: unless you're super attractive, tinder won't work for you as a guy by [deleted]
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bathcat7 t1_izlhme7 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in LPT: unless you're super attractive, tinder won't work for you as a guy by [deleted]
Don't get me wrong, I ain't talking shit on sex, or wanting to have sex or having a lot of sex, or any of that. I'm just saying it's a bit strange when you start adding percentages of numbers and quotations and stuff like that to it to where it's like a darts game. You got to have the x's and circles and crosses know that other weird shit. I mean, But who knows. I guess as long as everyone understands what's going on and everyone's cool with it. Then everything's cool.
fucktycho t1_izlhdm9 wrote
No rizz, this mf got no rizz
Articulationized t1_izlhbbn wrote
Another LPT: Don’t take any dating advice from someone who talks about how many women you can “close” with. Most likely their lack of success in online dating has nothing to do with appearance.
beigemom t1_izm6ppt wrote
Reply to LPT: When bringing a dessert to a function, cut a small slice off before you put it out. by arkobsessed
I do this, esp. if I bring a layered/frosted cake so people can see what flavor cake it is. (Plus it looks prettier presented that way).