Over ear headphones are more comfortable for long duration use than on ear headphones.

Smoke me out ?

This can’t be a serious request.

Talking loud on his phone about his dog is loose

I use my water pic and toothbrush in the shower so there’s no mess on sink

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"Do not touch Willy" Hmm good advice

Join us at r/monohearing!

Edit: You just named the top (maybe only) SSHL superpower.

Counter intuitive but keeping my mouth open while brushing keeps it cleaner

Substitute toothpaste with chocolate. Now you'll just have delicious chocolate smeared on your lips and chin instead of that disgusting toothpaste foam... Yuck

Spit more frequently while brushing.

Are there people who have never had to break the ice with a stranger before? At school? At work? To find a romantic partner? I’m not sure how you can get through life having never met anyone you didn’t already know

This is the most self-absorbed, douchey, cringe-worthy tip I've seen.

May someone eventually teach you enough game that you don't have to scavenge female attention by making strangers' special occasions about your loneliness.

Loose lips slimes chin

Look up loop earplugs

You have got to be kidding me.

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I’m using this at your sister’s party and then I’m going to bang TF out of her

This will end in an altercation just about as many times as it may actually work

Thank you! Knew it sounded familiar!

Also, things like socks and underwear tend to be "wear one time" kind of items. If you're really pressed to minimize laundry days, these things can be washed with you in the shower. Things like this hanging drying thing can help with the drying process.

If paying by the week, I always do times 52 weeks divided by 12 months. Gives me same number

I've become deaf in one ear as I've gotten older. I highly recommend it. You just turn your head to the other side on your pillow and it's like a mute button.

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I was baffled and then just started laughing when I got to the party that a group out minding their own business while celebrating a friend is high strung because they don't want some random dude harassing them with bs.