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StormyCrow t1_j9zukxp wrote
Reply to comment by Fresh_Pomelo8842 in LPT: When calculating something such as rent or pay, a month is 4.345 weeks by MikeTorsson
But no, a whole lot of people living in the US do not get paid vacations.
phadrus56 t1_j9zubkq wrote
Reply to comment by Bigfops in LPT: the rubber nubs on a stern quality masturbation glove can also make for quick work of not only, say, the dishes but also in pre-meal prep when scrubbing potatoes and other root crops by [deleted]
Spelling Nazi (insert grin here)
Namrekop77 t1_j9zu0gn wrote
Reply to LPT: If you always listen to music or the radio when you drive, make sure to do occasional drives without sound to listen to your car for a few minutes. There could be something quietly scraping, grinding, or dragging and you would never hear it until it’s too loud and too late. by The_Big_Crouton
Like a man with a hook for a hand trying to get into your car.
Voodoops_13 t1_j9ztxbo wrote
Reply to LPT: Don't get married just because you are afraid to die alone and want someone to take care of you when you're old. This only works if you die ahead of your spouse or your kids can put their own lives on hold to become eldercare for you. by zazzlekdazzle
Thank you for posting this. Having kids that will take care of you when you're old is not a retirement plan and not how our western culture works. Plus, it's presumptuous and more than likely not going to end up that way. Home healthcare is unbelievably taxing on relationships.
hornboggler t1_j9ztvhf wrote
An average month (one 12th of a year) is ~30.5 days long
Triasmus t1_j9ztudr wrote
Are you assuming that everyone has their cutlery drawer above their utensil drawer?? I don't think I've ever seen someone not have their utensils in the top-most drawer.
skateralex240 OP t1_j9ztt2e wrote
Reply to comment by GoldForNothin in LPT Request: Why do pans in my house have black looking oil when I add pam to it when hot? by skateralex240
It's actually my mom that uses the pan with oil. Maybe she's ruining it
chuill t1_j9ztsai wrote
Seeings drawers misspelt as draws fucking kills me.
pork0rc t1_j9ztjgu wrote
Reply to comment by StelioZz in LPT: When calculating something such as rent or pay, a month is 4.345 weeks by MikeTorsson
Ah yes.
The micro budget for when you want to live dangerously.
Maddwag5023 t1_j9zt9fe wrote
This hurts my brain to read
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trvpdealer t1_j9zszdn wrote
Reply to comment by Who_GNU in LPT: If you always listen to music or the radio when you drive, make sure to do occasional drives without sound to listen to your car for a few minutes. There could be something quietly scraping, grinding, or dragging and you would never hear it until it’s too loud and too late. by The_Big_Crouton
Roll down the passenger window and drive near a barrier or wall so the sound reflects towards you
humvee911 t1_j9zslbu wrote
Reply to comment by ClamBamFam in LPT: Don't get married just because you are afraid to die alone and want someone to take care of you when you're old. This only works if you die ahead of your spouse or your kids can put their own lives on hold to become eldercare for you. by zazzlekdazzle
It makes sense. Married people are healthier than single people in general. https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/married-people-are-healthier-than-those-who-are-single-study/
Kense87 t1_j9zsan5 wrote
Reply to comment by schwaiger1 in LPT: Don't look at your clock when waking up during the night to increase your quality of sleep. It's a lot easier to fall back asleep when you don't keep track of the sleeping time you still have left. by migudude
I'm in this boat as well. It is an amazing feeling when its just 1am -2am and you already feel rested.
kati9617 t1_j9zs5d4 wrote
Reply to comment by MaleficentTop6074 in LPT Request: How to lose emotions from your face permanently? by todiecena
That is the best advice I believe I have ever heard! Oh wow thank you! I have spent so many years putting my self down. Now I'm desperately trying to get better, I don't know what to say to myself. This actually makes sense! I can say, you're ok, or you're fine doing that, or whatever, but this is a way to say, look I screwed up. It's ok because I'm sad, or mad, or scared or whatever and learn to forgive myself! This is so cool! I love it, thank you so so much!
Joe_Primrose t1_j9zs0l5 wrote
Reply to LPT: Don't get married just because you are afraid to die alone and want someone to take care of you when you're old. This only works if you die ahead of your spouse or your kids can put their own lives on hold to become eldercare for you. by zazzlekdazzle
Die alone?
I think many people are afraid of functioning alone. I see guys my age who have been married three, four times. They couldn't fry an egg or clean a toilet to save their lives.
legixs t1_j9zrytw wrote
Reply to LPT Request: I’m looking for a way to prioritize and track my hobbies (Video Games, Board Games, TV, Movies, etc.) in one place. I’ve looked and have been unable to find a good app/website. by bushbrianw
ask chat gpt to write a simple program!? would be my way to go if I "really" needed it and it doesnt exist
SatanLifeProTips t1_j9zryqe wrote
Reply to LPT: If you always listen to music or the radio when you drive, make sure to do occasional drives without sound to listen to your car for a few minutes. There could be something quietly scraping, grinding, or dragging and you would never hear it until it’s too loud and too late. by The_Big_Crouton
Oh, and make sure you completely ignore those sounds until after you get back from the mechanic. Then you can return and scream your mechanic because it’s his fault.
And the mechanics boss can take the car for a test drive, take the golf ball put of the trunk, throw it at the customer and tell them to get the fuck out of my shop. Which is funny as hell coming from a 4 foot nothing old man.
I don’t miss that trade. Robots don’t complain.
Clean your fucking car out BEFORE you take it to a mechanic. Especially for a squeak and rattle complaint. Maybe clean the outside and look at all the scrapes and dents too. Because we didn’t do that to your car either. Smart shops film every car on the way in now.
blindpeach t1_j9zrxp5 wrote
nice try chatgpt
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craigmontHunter t1_j9zrtw2 wrote
Reply to comment by Bobsareawesome in LPT: If you always listen to music or the radio when you drive, make sure to do occasional drives without sound to listen to your car for a few minutes. There could be something quietly scraping, grinding, or dragging and you would never hear it until it’s too loud and too late. by The_Big_Crouton
I guess too late is when you can hear the grinding over max radio volume? Upgrade time!
FoghornLegday t1_j9zrtey wrote
Reply to comment by Fresh_Pomelo8842 in LPT: When calculating something such as rent or pay, a month is 4.345 weeks by MikeTorsson
Vacations are counted as working hours in this context bc you still get paid the same
Joe_Primrose t1_j9zroyi wrote
Here's how I've learned to do it after 30 years of opening and closing the silverware drawer for every fork and spoon that I put away (Not really. Who actually does that?):
Put all the things in one drawer away, then put all the things in the other drawer away. LIFE CHANGING!
kati9617 t1_j9zrdnz wrote
Please do not change yourself! You are lucky because there are so many who cannot show emotions so they are in pain and can't let people know. I am the same way! I dont care what people say about you their opinions do not matter!!! If you will surround yourself with positive people, they will not treat you like this. I am trying to distance myself from "friends" who treat me bad. It is the hardest thing I have ever done! But it's working. I'm feeling better, slowly but surely. I have one friend whom I have known for 32 years. Yep. 32 years! But I am slowly letting her know I will not put up with her behavior toward me. Get rid of people who don't make you feel good about yourself
McVinney512 t1_j9zura7 wrote
Reply to comment by bigby2010 in LPT Request: new apartment without a washer by Ready-Pay-137
I loved this service when I lived in NYC and didn’t have a washer/dryer