Assuming weather and timing permit, go outdoors and watch the sun rise. Listen to and watch the birds, be in nature. Enjoy that first cup of coffee (or whatever morning ritual you follow) outside. I find it rejuvenating. Simply put, do something that rewards you personally.

I’ll have to remember that at my next job lol. Currently I am fucked if someone decides they don’t like me anymore

Same. I quite like my coworkers. I've only had one boss who you had to be careful about what you told her, but that was one person. And that was many years ago. But maybe I'm just lucky.

Friends? I think you mean liabilities.

When will people learn that you don't make friends at work. That's only a place where you make money. It isn't a place to make friends. Too many people have thought they had friends at work, only to find out, their so called friends, are the ones taking behind their back.

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I have an injury that makes it so if I stand up too fast I'll just pass the fuck out. It's gotten a lot better with yoga and neck exercises.

This is an even worse idea. Omg you guys.

Don’t do this. I don’t feel like typing out the entire reason why this is a really bad idea. Just don’t.

I shit at home and I eat at home. Do other people not do that??

Sounds like this should be in shitty life pro tips.

Just clench your core muscles. Like you’re trying to shit, but instead of poop, you’re pushing blood to your brain.

Milk is made for pubs. Not for adults. It contains lactose, fats etc. which adults do not need. Generally Western diet isn't a smart choice if you have to get up early.

https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/hsph-in-the-news/milk-healthy-diet/#:~:text=Milk%20has%20long%20been%20seen,be%20harmful%20if%20consumed%20excessively.

Daily showering isn't healthy for the skin. Several times per week can be enough:

https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/showering-daily-is-it-necessary-2019062617193

Water, gym usually make me happy

Yeah, this is horrible advice. The change standing up from sitting is less than the change standing up from squatting.

The best advice is to sit back down and wait a second. Two seconds is a long time when you're about to pass out.

Been in mainly lady dominated fields all of my life. The amount of times I was sexually harassed with a gaggle of laughs from the crowd is annoying. But that is besides the point. I am glad I got a glimpse of it though, because now I know what to expect and hope for out of a relationship.

Very strong coffee, no sugar, no milk, light breakfast, 500ml of protein, heavy metal music. That's the only option that works for me.

So, LPT is dead then…

Or, after you squat, you'll feel even more lightheaded and fall down.

Mannn I feel this! I am the only dude outta 20 person department! To add to this comment , you will also hear way to much info about their husbands and also alot about they way woman and men’s views are different in a lot of ways then we realize!

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I'm not saying this is in all industries, but if you are a dude in a mainly lady work environment, there are potentially many group chats that will occasionally mention you. If one day you notice nearly everyone being avoidant, that might have something to do with it.

Just show up, keep your head down, and do the job.

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I'm single and ready to mingle