Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Deft-Vandal t1_jefatm2 wrote
Reply to Why can’t you tell a joke to a kleptomaniac? by TheJpow
Why can’t you tell a joke to a kleptomaniac?
Because they always steal the joke
xboxgamer2122 OP t1_jefaqkl wrote
Reply to comment by Independent_Two_5613 in Helen Keller's Favorite Joke by xboxgamer2122
I know. But I could be accused of racism, so I censored it.
Otyscambel2004 t1_jefajjm wrote
They are taught not to talk with their mouths full
Specific_Tap7296 t1_jefagf1 wrote
Me 1+1
R3dditUzer t1_jefafpo wrote
don’t drink and derive kids
Badass-19 t1_jefadc5 wrote
Reply to comment by Vividlyheave77 in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Iris what you did there
old_farmer t1_jef9w6i wrote
As a matter of principal I don't look at but down vote all spoilers. In the past when I looked they were never better or worse than any without the bogus black out.
Careless_Raisin_1724 t1_jef9mog wrote
Reply to comment by biosaw1 in The question was never whether Trump would be indicted.... by sarcasticpremed
He’s done a brilliant job of keeping himself out of office, the democrats don’t have to do anything
Eli_The_Rainwing t1_jef8v3v wrote
To busy with the homies
sharrrper t1_jef8r40 wrote
Twenty-six miles? What's the big deal? I've run that!
Not all at once, but if you add it up over my lifetime that sounds about right.
Luked0g44O t1_jef8e2v wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
What’s the square root of 69?
Eight something.
Quiet-Doughnut2192 t1_jef8603 wrote
Reply to comment by 1_Shanel in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
90% of the humor comes from the comments… I’m constantly astonished at the wit and delivery of the Reddit community. #highthumbsallaround
anonamouse78 t1_jef7zlp wrote
Reply to I'm seriously tired of liberals saying that Trump has never won the popular vote by [deleted]
You can indict a ham sandwich.
Quiet-Doughnut2192 t1_jef7z33 wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
WTF is a “trolley”? #itscalledashoppingcart
MessedUpTuxedo t1_jef7pov wrote
…and now we laugh!
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Longjumping_Bid_2651 t1_jef7i1s wrote
Reply to comment by Spiritual-Range-6101 in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
Hehe, I'm sad the comment has downvotes, but also I love the spelling
We need more pirate transgender people with their growing / lack of ye old booty
Purple-Librarian7072 t1_jef7f8a wrote
Reply to comment by sirpunsalot69 in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
Bukkake???
Purple-Librarian7072 t1_jef7cn4 wrote
Reply to comment by Clearhead09 in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
...the rear end
Spiritual-Range-6101 t1_jef7cea wrote
Reply to comment by Longjumping_Bid_2651 in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
Yo ho ho and a bottle of estrogen/testosterone!
Whichever floats your boat
1_Shanel t1_jef6y8j wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
That’s all? 2400? Rude
Spiritual-Range-6101 t1_jef6se9 wrote
Reply to comment by Over-Performer-1036 in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
Mammary mia!
Embarrassed-Ebb-6900 t1_jef6nr5 wrote
I went to the proctologist, turns out I’m not the perfect asshole people think I am
onlyforthisjob t1_jef6kwh wrote
I know, I cut it out of the victims body myself
TheJpow OP t1_jefaw6p wrote
Reply to comment by Deft-Vandal in Why can’t you tell a joke to a kleptomaniac? by TheJpow
Reeeeeeeee