Recent comments in /f/Jokes
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Reply to Why can’t you tell a joke to a kleptomaniac? by TheJpow
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Waitsfornoone t1_jef2c42 wrote
I just got my prostate examined. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train.
[deleted] t1_jef274t wrote
Reply to comment by Miami_Cracker in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
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Necessary_Editor5981 t1_jef1w44 wrote
Reply to comment by DislocatedLocation in Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
Noooooooooooo
Darth_Roel t1_jef1qvl wrote
Reply to I'm seriously tired of liberals saying that Trump has never won the popular vote by [deleted]
There's a first time for everything
DislocatedLocation t1_jef1lqh wrote
Reply to comment by Necessary_Editor5981 in Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
And then it will be April 2nd in some parts of the world. Your kneecap privileges are being revoked.
NewGuy-1964 t1_jef1lhf wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
Shortly after he died, I saw a white t-shirt with a single word on it. And I almost died laughing. It was "iDied."
thumperson t1_jef1jj4 wrote
Reply to comment by beerwithbatman in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
and she's going to know exactly what feels good.
[deleted] t1_jef1iw6 wrote
Reply to comment by Worried_Pomelo9010 in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
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RealTheDonaldTrump t1_jef1hg5 wrote
That’s brilliant. Do you think I can get my lawyer to convince a judge that I am incompetent?
[deleted] t1_jef1cbh wrote
Reply to comment by ObligedPath in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
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[deleted] t1_jef1825 wrote
Reply to comment by Spike-Ball in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
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Necessary_Editor5981 t1_jef13je wrote
Reply to comment by Viking_Hippie in Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
Dongi bobes
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Reply to comment by Needleintheback in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
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Necessary_Editor5981 t1_jef11xw wrote
Reply to comment by DislocatedLocation in Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
Yeah I’ll be ready tomorrow though 😈😈😈😈
akodo1 t1_jef0y3j wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
When I tell this one I ask it as "when a person dies via the electric chair what part of the body dies last"
[deleted] t1_jef0xjp wrote
Reply to Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
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Budget_Builder_979 t1_jef0nwr wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
I respect your view. But i will not close my eyes to the other comments.
Hellefiedboy t1_jef077s wrote
Reply to comment by berkyl_ in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
It's pretty much the same thing as a slur, in english, that is.
Hellefiedboy t1_jef012b wrote
Reply to comment by LittleSociety5047 in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Okay, fine, where I live in Canada.
Hairy-Wolverine6547 t1_jeezyqg wrote
Reply to Why can’t you tell a joke to a kleptomaniac? by TheJpow
Thanks I'm taking that.
Specific_Tap7296 t1_jeezr4p wrote
Reply to comment by Gloomy_Square_6204 in Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
Shhh, I don't want another interro... Sorry, some one's knocking at the door...
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Reply to comment by Buddy2269 in Why do kleptomaniacs hate puns by TheJpow
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EternallyImature t1_jeez2ye wrote
Reply to A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer... and a mop.
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Reply to comment by Positive_Ad_2458 in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
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