That's a knee slapper

I did not know if punctuation would take away from the joke.

Far better then original

This was funnier than the actual joke.

someone always steals the joke.

Dadjokes is over yonder.

Arg, they took the comma.

As a tri-sexual, I'll try anything😘

I got another one Biden

Maybe I spelled it wrong, what I meant is: „Wagen“ is disparaging for „car“.

We are well aware we are not America. And very happy about it.

Hard truths for the lefties to swallow.

I’m truly sorry for your loss.

My dad died 19 years ago this month. Tbf, I only got to meet him a few times. My parents spilt not long after I was born. But, I knew him through my teens and very early twenties. He was always nice to me, and made me feel like i had family, so he did his job well I think.

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DeSantis? I thought you were battling Disney.

Version of this in a David Gemmell book I just read.

Being so drunk, the man mixed up the last two tasks. He was supposed to give the woman upstairs an orgasm and take out the dogs tooth. But he comes back from seeing the dog and asks "now wheres the woman with the sore tooth"

Implying he gave the dog an orgasm.

King: How many volunteers do we've for my evil army?

Squire: 384 my liege

king: Ok, round them up

Squire: I cant Im a squire

Shopping Carts in Canada. But we are aware of countries outside our own so we are not confused if someone uses “buggy” or “trolley”

Luigi got big titties

Thanks! I will edit that right now

The real question is who will his supporters go after and for what. Who knows what secrets are being held back and saved for a special occasion. This is only the beginning of political vendettas unleashed. I’m fairly confident there are Republican DAs with grand juries on deck. Anyway, decent joke.

One word, Putin

Your a year too late