[deleted] t1_jeevf77 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:40 PM

Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12

Sometimes I wish the comments would resist the urge to make every subpar topical pun they can squeeze out and just let someone who made a funny joke exist with that funny joke. Why do we all have to be contributors all the time

ajay_negi t1_jeevbcv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:39 PM

Reply to A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27

Sorry, didn't quite get this. What actually happened there lol?

acaicedo777 t1_jeeuug4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:36 PM

Reply to King: How many volunteers do we have for my evil army? by TimeVendor

I read that in Lieutenant Dan's and Forrest Gump's voices，man that joke would've belonged in that movie.. Good laugh!

Independent-One9917 t1_jeeusay wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:36 PM

Reply to Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes

She witnessed the big bang

foxthatroxx t1_jeeu7le wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:32 PM

Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

Lmao

Tirear t1_jeeu4i4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:31 PM

Reply to comment by AfganPearlDiver in What did the fire fighter say when the brothel was burning down? by AfganPearlDiver

Remove the spaces between the tags and the first/last words otherwise not all forms of reddit will hide the text.

Worried_Pomelo9010 t1_jeetikx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:27 PM

Reply to comment by Worried_Pomelo9010 in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da

This is a very ironic subreddit name...

Specific_Tap7296 t1_jeethxk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:27 PM

Reply to comment by Important_Muffin_212 in Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens

In Russia, we don't have fools

Waste-Job-3307 t1_jeet83r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:25 PM

Reply to I finally crossed running a marathon off my bucket list by bog-doggie-46

Whew! Glad I'm not the only one.

queenvie808 t1_jeet83a wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:25 PM

Reply to comment by Worried_Pomelo9010 in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da

Ok

Specific_Tap7296 t1_jeet0lu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:24 PM

Reply to comment by Vividlyheave77 in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12

Yea, but you and OP have never seen eye to eye

Beneficial-Badger-61 t1_jeeswzv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:23 PM

Reply to comment by Prestigious-Rub-7244 in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12

Hair last, bad dye job

Positive_Ad_2458 t1_jeeswp6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:23 PM

Reply to Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da

Idk. One of the best jokes I ever heard was from a lesbian comedienne who's skit went, "There would be less lesbians in the world if men were any good to women in bed. Like, there should be a whore house for women Where the men are paid to listen and act like they care about what their clients are dealing with, pedicures, and massages. And later, at that moment of climax (which has a money-back guaranteed delivery.) the men have to cry out, "CAN'T BELIEVE HOW GREAT YOUR SHOES MATCH YOUR DRESS!!!. She also said that she likes to mess with men and that the last man she was with asked if he had hurt her when she groaned. Her response was, "No your not hurting me; your ANNOYING me! You think you could hurt me with that ?!!!" I mean ouch!!! But still funny as shit. 😆

Ok_Faithlessness9757 t1_jees4z5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:18 PM

Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12

Eye see what you did there.

dumpthestump t1_jees33a wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:17 PM

Reply to comment by PlayrR3D15 in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993

Guy who thought natural therapy would cure diseases. He tried all kinds of things until it was to late. He said he regretted it and then died.

Dottsterisk t1_jees00r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:17 PM

Reply to comment by DrBarry_McCockiner in What do you call a really fast sheep? by Old-Refrigerator340

“What do you call the fastest sheep in Scotland?” would be a fine setup for a one-word punchline.

Mister_Peepers t1_jeerxyv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:16 PM

Reply to The question was never whether Trump would be indicted.... by sarcasticpremed

Please treat this post as if it was very inflammatory.

wykkedfaery33 t1_jeerrn7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:15 PM

Reply to comment by rudithpooh in I once tried to create a comedy routine based on the myth of Orpheus. by pnylvr

Orpheus went to the underworld to rescue his wife from death. He was allowed to take her back to the living, on the condition that he not look back at her until they were out. He worried that she wasn't following, looked back to check on her, and she disappeared back into the land of the dead.