Recent comments in /f/Jokes
SpeedBartPL t1_jeeqfi6 wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
You gotta wait for someone to say "I'm all ears" so thats it ig
bschn100 t1_jeepx46 wrote
Reply to comment by 2geeks in I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
You know who didn’t laugh at that joke?
-your dad.
But seriously, I lost my dad six years ago almost to the day (it was yesterday). I miss him a lot.
Frequent-Bee-3016 t1_jeept2q wrote
The most predictable joke, and it’s always great.
berkyl_ t1_jeeprgo wrote
Reply to comment by Hellefiedboy in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
„Wagen“ is slur for car, yes. Otherwise it‘s „Auto“ (short for „Automobil“)
Hellefiedboy t1_jeep4gi wrote
Reply to comment by berkyl_ in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
It's a fine translation, I just know the word "wagen" is normally something to do with vehicle, so it's fine idk I lost my train of thought.
Ogfrebu83 t1_jeep1wq wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
... and they never learned
cantbenotrandom t1_jeep01j wrote
Reply to comment by Key-Ideal-9121 in A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
Nor did the pitbull
Irate_Alligate1 t1_jeeotbt wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
Gottem!
DesignerTex t1_jeeo1xn wrote
They have a mouth full of......oh nevermind. Straight face, got it.
Waitsfornoone t1_jeeo1fw wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
r/nonsequitur
Waitsfornoone t1_jeenw15 wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
Well, someone got irate about it.
BradleyButNaked t1_jeeno4e wrote
Reply to comment by BenA618 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Haha I knew it!
berkyl_ t1_jeengxq wrote
Reply to comment by Hellefiedboy in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
It means shopping cart/trolley, sorry that translation isn‘t that spectacular
UndeadRaiderX t1_jeeneml wrote
Reply to comment by zerok_nyc in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
And make the wife sit down with her insults
rudithpooh t1_jeen8h0 wrote
Eli5?
AfganPearlDiver OP t1_jeen2c8 wrote
Are you seeing this with the punchline blacked out? I thought I used the spoiler symbols correctly.
Hellefiedboy t1_jeen1yt wrote
Reply to comment by berkyl_ in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Shush with your Einkaufswagen ( I think that means something about vehicle). What does it mean, though?
liquid_profane t1_jeemvfy wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Crew80 in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
Can confirm as well
Source: am gay too
Wayne1946 t1_jeemvej wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Well that your view,anyway.
workergnome t1_jeemv3b wrote
So tryyx
[deleted] t1_jeemrzo wrote
Reply to comment by Creepyboi14716 in I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
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liquid_profane t1_jeemrt7 wrote
Reply to comment by coastalJuncture in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
Take my updoot you beautiful bastard!
Ok_Elk_4333 t1_jeemorw wrote
Reply to comment by Mr_Pombastic in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
Exactly. This is not offensive in the slightest, the complete content of the punchline is a pun based on the terms used to describe straight and gay people.
Important_Muffin_212 t1_jeelyx1 wrote
Reply to comment by Viking_Hippie in Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
Or the furthest eastern reaches of Russia. Based on absolutely nothing except geography.
Hellefiedboy t1_jeeqis6 wrote
Reply to comment by berkyl_ in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Calling cars a slur is not something I thought I would ever be able to do in my lifetime.