Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Ben716 t1_jeelws9 wrote
Reply to comment by Cattalion in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
My pleasure ☺️
[deleted] t1_jeelr2n wrote
robitj11 t1_jeele15 wrote
Reply to comment by CantReadDuneRunes in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Well, aren't you a joy to work with today?
Viking_Hippie t1_jeel7z0 wrote
Reply to comment by Important_Muffin_212 in Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
New Zealand might be a TINY bit more likely, given the relative population numbers and such..
Viking_Hippie t1_jeekq5x wrote
Reply to comment by danger355 in Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
The Linux guy?
howdyheehaw t1_jeek0xm wrote
Most have to deal with some kangaroo court situation
dlowbeer t1_jeej4pg wrote
Reply to comment by zepharoz in I once tried to create a comedy routine based on the myth of Orpheus. by pnylvr
Don't be a pill.
boywholived_299 t1_jeej1aa wrote
Reply to comment by parloussharing63 in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Ofcourse, your pupils were busy dying
NDodma01 t1_jeej018 wrote
Reply to comment by Irate_Alligate1 in A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
Did the alligator you saw it with find the joke funny too?
links311 t1_jeeiusn wrote
I thought you were gonna say “I finally got through all the LOTR movies.”
[deleted] t1_jeeitsx wrote
Reply to Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes
This joke is so old, it's prehistoric. Just like yo momma
Apprehensive_Bit_176 t1_jeeiex0 wrote
Reply to comment by barronelli in I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
One of my favourites. I think I first heard it from Jeff Dunham and Walter. So believable when he says it too lol
nickelmanaaaa t1_jeei57q wrote
Reply to What is brown and sticky? by Filipokerface
shit
barronelli t1_jeeh7sm wrote
Reply to comment by Apprehensive_Bit_176 in I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
Bought my grandmother this as a birthday card 😂
Important_Muffin_212 t1_jeeglmb wrote
Reply to Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
OP must be in the Cook Islands or something?!
Key-Ideal-9121 t1_jeeg90f wrote
Reply to A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
Didn’t see that one cumming.
nlm1974 t1_jeeg400 wrote
Reply to comment by CauliflowerOk3993 in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
To be fair, their joke is in the passed tense.
MyWackyWeirdWorld t1_jeefy50 wrote
Reply to Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
In 75 minutes, you can throw a rubber spider at me. I'll scream, you'll laugh... oh the fun.
carbondalio t1_jeeftvh wrote
Reply to Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
I mean, you got me, so I suppose so... ya bastard!!
Possible_Priority170 t1_jeefrib wrote
Reply to comment by IAmEggsOk in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
This truly had heart…
AyAyy-Ron t1_jeefe9k wrote
Reply to comment by circus4fools_u_me in Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes
She was the ark
Emotioneel t1_jeee57t wrote
Reply to I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
I also like to tell dad jokes, when I do he usually laughs
SnooCupcakes9855 t1_jeedrk0 wrote
Reply to comment by Due-Ad8230 in Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes
They told your momma, "Sorry ma'am, we ran out of mashed potatoes, so we don't need anymore blood type Gravy!"
SnooCupcakes9855 t1_jeedgty wrote
Reply to comment by circus4fools_u_me in Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes
Noah said 2 x 2, yo momma went on sideways
AffectionateArm1712 t1_jeely6f wrote
Reply to comment by Spike-Ball in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
Nice. Just nice.