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berkyl_ t1_jeedclb wrote
Reply to comment by Hellefiedboy in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Born and raised in Switzerland and we call them Einkaufswagen
danger355 t1_jeedakx wrote
Reply to comment by MothAliens in Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
Linus, is that you?
me_kiddin t1_jeeda5p wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
They dilate, but they still di. They're not liver.
Silt99 t1_jeed9n8 wrote
Reply to comment by Prestigious-Rub-7244 in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
They actually die first
IAmEggsOk t1_jeed2uf wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
The live-r
MothAliens OP t1_jeecx1g wrote
Reply to comment by DislocatedLocation in Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
Dang. I wish I wasn't so shortsighted... or short for that matter.
FederalMarsupial6671 t1_jeecp6f wrote
Reply to What is brown and sticky? by Filipokerface
A sugar daddy
DislocatedLocation t1_jeecm2b wrote
Reply to Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
Due to time zone differences it is only March 31st in some parts of the world. Your funny privileges are being revoked.
biosaw1 t1_jeec1c7 wrote
No the question is how far will the democrats go to keep aTrump out of office???? Great job on our boarder by the way dems.
Dunners181 t1_jeebo07 wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Some would say he is special
iamomarahmad t1_jeebej9 wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
I don't know cuz I never experienced it
Life_Secretary1944 t1_jeeb7am wrote
That's some hot pussy
mtmclean86 t1_jeeaynq wrote
Reply to comment by ktasay in What did the fire fighter say when the brothel was burning down? by AfganPearlDiver
good, but u think OP's is best. just imo.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_jeeax4f wrote
Reply to comment by Albert_Flasher in Some folks'll never understand sailors... by Albert_Flasher
« So, sailor, what post do you occupy on this ship? »
« I’m the boat-swain! »
« You mean ‘bosun’. Boatswain is pronounced ‘bosun’. And where do you sail? »
« In the Pacific Oat-swain. »
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Reply to comment by Ben716 in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
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Irate_Alligate1 t1_jeeaiox wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
Makes sense as I've seen this joke before with an alligator.
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sirpunsalot69 t1_jeeaevg wrote
Alright let’s stop with the gay jokes.
Cum on you guyzzz.
Waitsfornoone t1_jeea6r5 wrote
Reply to comment by Irate_Alligate1 in A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
Because the first three were by Karma Fishing Bots, all of which are obviously defective.
Worried_Pomelo9010 t1_jee9vq9 wrote
Reply to comment by Spike-Ball in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
Lgbtq2++i÷2×3+4
PangolinHenchman t1_jeeden5 wrote
Reply to A guy went to party and urged to fart... by Vishwasm123
Bob Dylan, Blowing in the Wind.