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justadudebruh t1_jee3f2x wrote
Reply to comment by ItzakPearlJam in Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? by [deleted]
….would you like to be ? Lol srry
tinymember469 t1_jee3ei2 wrote
Better than the one about Oedipus . That one was a real mother fucker
krokar0 t1_jee3cvu wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in I’m currently writing this from the hospital. by Verothyn
I still don't understand how a company as dumb and bad as axe triumphs and this comercial and every other just shows how stupid the buyers are
ItzakPearlJam t1_jee3bsp wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? by [deleted]
That contraction was so large I just gave birth. And I wasn't even pregnant.
TomLechevre t1_jee3ad3 wrote
Reply to comment by FredDagg001 in What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Open a cold one's crack?
[deleted] OP t1_jee39bq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? by [deleted]
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justadudebruh t1_jee38i4 wrote
Reply to Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? by [deleted]
Gotta love Hellen Keller jokes, a shame she she’d never hear them…..
Cause she’s dead
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jee3543 wrote
Reply to comment by toferino in What’s then difference between a bowel full of jelly and a bowl filled of mints? by [deleted]
I think we're deep in "downvote and move on" territory here
Alfiy_wolf t1_jee31ps wrote
Reply to comment by toferino in What’s then difference between a bowel full of jelly and a bowl filled of mints? by [deleted]
Bowel makes fart noise - think about it
[deleted] t1_jee314k wrote
Reply to comment by dlowbeer in I once tried to create a comedy routine based on the myth of Orpheus. by pnylvr
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Alfiy_wolf t1_jee2vyo wrote
Reply to comment by DamienTheUnbeliever in What’s then difference between a bowel full of jelly and a bowl filled of mints? by [deleted]
There are no accidents
limeyNinja t1_jee2vtc wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead Porn-Stars Society
The Wanking Dead
Deadwood
Fucking from Dusk till Dawn
Who we do in the Shadows
[deleted] OP t1_jee2tfe wrote
Reply to Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? by [deleted]
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Olysses02 t1_jee2il5 wrote
Reply to Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? by [deleted]
Unexpected punchline
toferino t1_jee2ggh wrote
Reply to What’s then difference between a bowel full of jelly and a bowl filled of mints? by [deleted]
I’ve read this many times and I’m not getting it
eddyrosser t1_jee2fe5 wrote
Reply to Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? by [deleted]
r/antijokes
Lain_2031 t1_jee27eh wrote
Reply to comment by DamienTheUnbeliever in What’s then difference between a bowel full of jelly and a bowl filled of mints? by [deleted]
I'm not so sure actually, I've seen videos 😳 and it's definitely possible that it's not a mistake 😅
Bapples097 t1_jee1jm1 wrote
Reply to comment by cowboycosmic in The PI awakens to a creaking door... by cowboycosmic
Explanation for the Americans
DamienTheUnbeliever t1_jee1jat wrote
Reply to What’s then difference between a bowel full of jelly and a bowl filled of mints? by [deleted]
Whilst bowel *is* a word, I'm fairly certain you didn't intend to use it here.
Aaron_de_Utschland t1_jee14pq wrote
Reply to comment by coastalJuncture in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
Nice one!
Rough_Horror_5118 t1_jee10mq wrote
Reply to The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling “the birthday party thief”. by porichoygupto
He's part of a syndicate with many layers
Much_Review_804 t1_jee0nh9 wrote
Reply to comment by SometimesStable in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Yea he should get out of the trolley and walk like a grown ass man lol
Sharkegy t1_jee0eko wrote
Reply to comment by Suitable-Emergency-1 in What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
I'd watch that
[deleted] t1_jee3kaq wrote
Reply to Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
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