BraveCup6403 t1_jedzrwr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:54 AM

Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

A day in the life of Sharon Osbourne

Vishwasm123 t1_jedzjz7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:51 AM

Reply to comment by imaboogadude in What is brown and sticky? by Filipokerface

I stick up with him arrow given below the joke, it turned red.

GleemonexForPets t1_jedy6pe wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:32 AM

Reply to comment by SionGest in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

I've only ever heard it referred to as a shopping cart. Was wondering how trains entered into it
Regardless, your country has given us William Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, the Beatles and Olivia Colman. You need no forgiveness.

gwaydms t1_jedy6i2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:31 AM

Reply to Before there were crowbars by Beefabuckaroni

But the hangovers were murder.

JayAlexanderBee t1_jedxxc5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:28 AM

Reply to comment by jsharpminor in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

My ex wife went back to Poland and sold the ring.

Nargodian t1_jedxw6x wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:27 AM

Reply to comment by Appropriate_Olive_19 in I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes

God i miss cocain…

ByeByeGuyGuy t1_jedx95m wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:18 AM

Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

Dead Sexy

EvenDranky t1_jedwvj4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:13 AM

Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

Dead hookers

EvenDranky t1_jedwue2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:12 AM

Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

I used to be into necrophilia until some rotten cunt split on me

margarittequila t1_jedwrqg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:11 AM

Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

Yes shame on you! Riding the trolley while she pushes ??? Hahahaha yes you are such a lazyb

Rosieapples t1_jedwgq9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:07 AM

Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

You win!

[deleted] t1_jedw51q wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:02 AM

Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

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SpecialGreeds t1_jedvu3g wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:57 AM

Reply to What is brown and sticky? by Filipokerface

A poo

intr0vert123 t1_jedvmdc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:54 AM

Reply to I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes

i thought "but hes not around"

Tasera t1_jedvlx9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:54 AM

Reply to My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

My girlfriend left me because she couldn't stand my being mute anymore... I was speechless.

Longjumping_Bid_2651 t1_jedutad wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:42 AM

Reply to comment by Difficult-Reach-5205 in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da

Argh, be it a transgender matey

australianstreetart t1_jedu6qq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:33 AM

Reply to comment by stillonrtsideofgrass in Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes

Ya Mama so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck.

Tammaspoes t1_jedu1hk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:31 AM

Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12

Is this because the tik tok has access to the dilation?

[deleted] t1_jedtzls wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:30 AM

Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

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LowRentSinatra t1_jedtyup wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:30 AM

Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

Not sure. I tried to bang this dead chick once, but she gave me the cold shoulder.

jkmhawk t1_jedtrw0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:27 AM

Reply to I finally crossed running a marathon off my bucket list by bog-doggie-46

I set up a go fund me for donations and asked my friend who runs marathons to run it. I ran the "Crossing 'Run a marathon' off my bucket list" marathon. There was one participant.