Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Spike-Ball t1_jedtdj4 wrote
I still don't know what LGBT stands for; every time I ask, i never get a straight answer.
StrikingExcitement79 t1_jedt2km wrote
And here am i, thinking they just loves to suck.
Prestigious-Bee-6624 t1_jedsjqw wrote
Cattalion t1_jedscip wrote
Reply to comment by Ben716 in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
OK. I think this is my new favourite joke. I thank you sincerely for bringing this to my attention.
Vividlyheave77 t1_jeds9x9 wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
A pretty cornea joke if you ask me...
Griffindance t1_jeds9ot wrote
I knew a guy who wrote a little opera about Orpheus. When I asked why he just said, “Because I can-can!”
[deleted] t1_jeds8hw wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
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shane94116 t1_jeds4x3 wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Did you say, “Takes one to know one and that’s why we are match made it heaven?”
Academic_Cream1450 t1_jeds2la wrote
Reply to comment by Pkrudeboy in The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling “the birthday party thief”. by porichoygupto
DC dictionary so meme worthy lol
parloussharing63 t1_jedrwj3 wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Did not see that coming.
Human8675 t1_jedrpj5 wrote
Take my damn vote
ImranKhan10107 t1_jedrm1o wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Reddit finally worth it
Glass_Possibility_21 t1_jedreuh wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Seems like you are married for a long time.
Melokhy t1_jedr6ji wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Crew80 in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
Well, that's not good, people with other name than Dick may want to be sucked too!
avatarCollector123 t1_jedr6i9 wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
I am so lazy i just sent my wife alone
amerkanische_Frosch t1_jedqu7h wrote
I hate to say this, but I’m calling out OP as a lyre.
[deleted] t1_jedqif1 wrote
Reply to I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
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KidenStormsoarer t1_jedqdnz wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Mourning Wood
Aceticon t1_jedqbny wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Sexy Gravediggers
Nikki_Blonde t1_jedqaku wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
When she doesn't find the pack of chips that she had been dying to buy this week.
tbone2791 t1_jedpwuk wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Am I the only one that heard the wife’s voice in a deep Gaelic accent ??
Pythnator t1_jedpsx9 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Wanted Dead or Dead
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2geeks t1_jedpahx wrote
Reply to I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
I like to tell Dad jokes, but he’s dead.
Sorry. I have a rather morbid sense of humour.
Do really miss my dad though.
imaboogadude t1_jedteaf wrote
Reply to What is brown and sticky? by Filipokerface
God damn this joke made me want to stick one up your ass