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[deleted] t1_jedjdgu wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
I’d have walked out of the store and left her to shop alone. There’s no way I’d ever accept that behaviour. Oh, my payment cards would have gone with me lol.
zepharoz t1_jedjcu7 wrote
Should have shortened it. I'm sure people would have loved to hear about morpheus
Appropriate_Olive_19 t1_jedja5h wrote
Reply to comment by RaymondDoerr in I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
“A 4th wall break inside a 4th wall break? That’s like, 16 walls!”
slylerdurden t1_jedja2p wrote
Reply to I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
After I gave my dad his 68th birthday card, he told me, one would have been enough
Revolutionary_Crew80 t1_jedj8rn wrote
Reply to comment by Turd_ferguson42069 in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
Dicks. Gays suck dicks, lol
Turd_ferguson42069 t1_jedj69d wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Crew80 in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
I don't get it
HopeFox t1_jedio3t wrote
Sounds like the whole thing was driven by your ego. And your id, I see.
myrmexena t1_jedio05 wrote
Reply to comment by pog890 in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
Aaah Flash... Good days. Now about as dead as Steve Jobs though.
RogerPirate_ t1_jediesx wrote
They suck at telling jokes ‘cause they got better business to mind..
tjbill144 t1_jedi7bq wrote
Reply to comment by Gwydion-Drys in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
It's called the Bodega Triangle
tjbill144 t1_jedi3q3 wrote
Reply to comment by So-CalGaming in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
It's HEADLY!
Hey boys! Look what I found!
"Where all the white women at!?!"
MUH HAHAHA
dannyzaplings t1_jedhqvt wrote
Reply to comment by notyou-justme in I’m currently writing this from the hospital. by Verothyn
Wow, yes, that most definitely must have happened before. Somehow life feels richer given this inevitability.
SolitarySoul2021 t1_jedhnaw wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Buffay the vampire layer. Dr. Acula and nights
DragonGold121 t1_jedhe3b wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Courting death
Xenoxia t1_jedh9qd wrote
Reply to comment by CauliflowerOk3993 in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
So is Steve Jobs.
yearsofthoughts t1_jedh4k8 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
I didn’t see this was on r/jokes and was mildly alarmed.
reikutohno t1_jedgs9y wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Come in Pieces
Taliesin_Hoyle_ t1_jedgfbd wrote
It was a terrible idea, looking back.
[deleted] t1_jedge8u wrote
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Mnemotronic t1_jedgcxc wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
But at least I know how you get that red grid pattern on your fat ass.
irubberyouglue1000 t1_jedg7la wrote
this something a dog experiences when it’s owner leaves the house for a bit
JustaGigolo1973 t1_jedg400 wrote
Because he denied his paternity and treated his daughter like a piece of shit
Ok-Bluebird6874 t1_jedfrx7 wrote
Reply to comment by zerok_nyc in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
this was good too
Clearhead09 t1_jedfqvx wrote
They always get it, in the end
Sander08481 t1_jedjizv wrote
Reply to Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
Cuz there too busy sucking other things