Recent comments in /f/Jokes

Ok-Bluebird6874 t1_jedfqmv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:19 AM

Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Spiritual-Water-498 t1_jedfksn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:18 AM

Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

Mourning glory

Revolutionary_Crew80 t1_jedf61i wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:13 AM

Reply to comment by human_peeler in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da

Can confirm as well

Source: am gay

zerok_nyc t1_jedf1jh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:11 AM

Reply to comment by SometimesStable in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

r/thirdsentencedadjoke

zerok_nyc t1_jedey9l wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:10 AM

Reply to comment by SometimesStable in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

Yeah, he really should stand up for himself.

Snushine t1_jede036 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:00 AM

Reply to Before there were crowbars by Beefabuckaroni

This implies the existence of crow breweries.

75richy t1_jeddwkn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:59 AM

Reply to What do you call a really fast sheep? by Old-Refrigerator340

Space-sheep

Flashy-Cattle-8086 t1_jeddqwi wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:57 AM

Reply to What time does the tree poop? by Hailey_okay_10

When does the China man go to the dentist? Tooth dirty. Just as bad on many levels.

Difficult-Reach-5205 t1_jeddlzx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:56 AM

Reply to I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes

maybe because he is father funny

Hailey_okay_10 OP t1_jedd8j9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:52 AM

Reply to comment by RabbitsAteMySnowpeas in What time does the tree poop? by Hailey_okay_10

Over time I’ve come to learn to post every idea I have, no matter how stupid

Difficult-Reach-5205 t1_jedcydu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:49 AM

Reply to Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da

be it a transgender and a joke has multiple meaning

cisforcoffee t1_jedcqmo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:47 AM

Reply to comment by Bentup85 in What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

It came IN the grave.

Fire-the-laser t1_jedco5r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:46 AM

Reply to Before there were crowbars by Beefabuckaroni

Careful when you go to the crowbar… you might see a murder

Due-Science-9528 t1_jedciss wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:44 AM

Reply to My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

Literally me except I was dating mentally ill men who would disappear for days at a time

dark_glowing_rainbow t1_jedcfgn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:43 AM

Reply to comment by human_peeler in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da

Can confirm

CantReadDuneRunes t1_jedcerd wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:43 AM

Reply to comment by robitj11 in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

Who the fuck cares? The rest of the World is not America.

Due-Ad8230 t1_jedccqx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:43 AM

Reply to Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes

She went to donate blood and they said, "Sorry ma'am this blood group has been discontinued".

CantReadDuneRunes t1_jedcaad wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:42 AM

Reply to comment by mbryant869 in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

Why the fuck would you assume the rest of the World is just like America? An how do you fuck up a language so badly by simply moving across the Atlantic Ocean?

1982MJG t1_jedc7gz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:41 AM

Reply to Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993

Do you know why Justin Bieber doesn’t shop at Sports Authority?
Because he loves DICK’S

CantReadDuneRunes t1_jedc6hx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:41 AM

Reply to comment by Simpawknits in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

Yeah, it's like a thing with wheels that you use to carry small amounts of goods. Commonly found in supermarkets.

laz21 t1_jedbvmr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:38 AM

Reply to Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993

Because apple strudel wasnt on the menu

OnJetways t1_jedbsug wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:37 AM

Reply to What do you call a really fast sheep? by Old-Refrigerator340

What do you call a suicidal sheep?

A wooly jumper

ReactionOk2953 t1_jedbl9j wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:35 AM

Reply to Before there were crowbars by Beefabuckaroni

They got hammered.

za_jx t1_jedbjne wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:34 AM

Reply to comment by mbryant869 in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

Well the British kinda invented English so...

DrRomeoChaire t1_jedb0x6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:29 AM

Reply to Before there were crowbars by Beefabuckaroni

Same goes for Dove Bars