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[deleted] t1_jedaqjf wrote
Reply to comment by dlowbeer in I once tried to create a comedy routine based on the myth of Orpheus. by pnylvr
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dlowbeer t1_jedal30 wrote
Reply to comment by dlowbeer in I once tried to create a comedy routine based on the myth of Orpheus. by pnylvr
They regularly perform at Eury Disney.
larsonmars t1_jedadha wrote
Reply to What time does the tree poop? by Hailey_okay_10
So, an hour after the dentist visit? Tooth hurty?
regrettablyold t1_jed9w9f wrote
Reply to comment by RolloutTieDispenser in Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes
Didn't Archimedes really say, "Yo momma so fat, give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall still not be able to move her fat ass"?
dlowbeer t1_jed9v0g wrote
Orpheus? I think you mean Oasis.
Puckgroth t1_jed9tjc wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Necorn
HaneefAli t1_jed9rbo wrote
nice
maksvox t1_jed9gmz wrote
Reply to Before there were crowbars by Beefabuckaroni
Fanfuckingtastic.
Have an upvote
davidrangelv t1_jed9fk5 wrote
Reply to comment by InvincibleZote in What do you call a really fast sheep? by Old-Refrigerator340
Hahahahahhaahhahha
allnightdisco t1_jed98hf wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Porn of the Dead
justlikeyouonlyworse t1_jed94wf wrote
Put it in a swim suit and let it drive a sports car - you got a Lamb Bikini
_azizus_ t1_jed8xun wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
6ft Deep Throat
Papadopium t1_jed8vr9 wrote
Because this is what they like to do in general not only at telling jokes!
Butcherman45 t1_jed8lom wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Honey I Blew Everybody.
LeManFranz t1_jed8l6t wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
hehe good one
Mysterious-cheese511 t1_jed8jgy wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Ok this made me lol
travel-nerd-05 t1_jed8gyg wrote
Becuase Apple doesn't leak anything
JunZi1618 t1_jed8blr wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Corpse bride
[deleted] t1_jed8axn wrote
Reply to comment by cardcomm in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
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Cheyde t1_jed7oj6 wrote
Reply to Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes
Yo mama so old, she honeymooned on Pangaea
decoparts t1_jed782c wrote
Don't be salty, but I bet you get that a Lot.
RaymondDoerr t1_jed6zl3 wrote
Reply to I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
This is like a 4th wall Dad joke.
mdbryan84 t1_jed6tuk wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Deadwood
Alswel t1_jed6oou wrote
Reply to comment by dre235 in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Yeah what in the living fuck am I reading I feel like I'm going crazy I've never heard any term other than cart
Lived in TX most of my life now I'm in TN which is just like Northern Southern US
A buggy is like a dune buggy, and a trolly is a monorail or something maybe?
dlowbeer t1_jedatlj wrote
Reply to I once tried to create a comedy routine based on the myth of Orpheus. by pnylvr
Your story is clearly fabricated. Per se, phony.