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YesStupidQuestions1 t1_jed6b62 wrote
Mom says it's my turn to repost this next week
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thuanjinkee t1_jed5fqv wrote
Reply to comment by SometimesStable in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
r/therealjoke
Raygrrr t1_jed5fn2 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Deady does Dallas.
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human_peeler t1_jed51mp wrote
They suck more than jokes...
vyprrgirl t1_jed4sns wrote
Reply to comment by PlayrR3D15 in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
What the fuck is the internet?
TZ79 t1_jed4s6h wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
The Big Stiffy
Creepyboi14716 t1_jed4rr2 wrote
Reply to comment by Calligaster in I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
I’m not proud son
Sazzy_pants t1_jed4ovn wrote
A Baa-ston Martin
coastalJuncture t1_jed4mcu wrote
As a bi-sexual, i could go either way with this joke.
Calligaster t1_jed4aso wrote
Reply to comment by Whollybuy11 in I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
Hi proud, I'm son.
Iron_Prick t1_jed3z8c wrote
Yeah, the ball cleaner at the golf course is misnamed as well
Defdave t1_jed3pvn wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
This immediately made me think of The Jerky Boys' Lawnmower Salesman prank call:
"You is a lazy bastard, ain't you? You're just lookin' to get out the easy way. Well, I got them pushin' kinds." Check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBx0W8nEksQ
Smooth_Watercress110 t1_jed3g21 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Mourning Glory!
brudzool t1_jed3fah wrote
Reply to Wife and I agreed that we don't want kids. by vartha
Bring your kids to bed? That took a turn
baldorrr t1_jed36dz wrote
Reply to comment by n30nl30n in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Or going either.
ProfessionalGay07 t1_jed31jh wrote
Reply to Why did the duck get arrested? by Deechon
I heard he called the doctor a quack to!
Apprehensive_Bit_176 t1_jed2zb0 wrote
Reply to I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
When I pass, I’d like to go as my grandfather did. Peacefully in his sleep.
Unlike the passengers in his car.
Own_Junket_9368 t1_jed2rf9 wrote
Reply to comment by Marchy67 in What happens if you commit a crime in Australia? by Awesomeuser90
Where was Old Zealand? Or Zealand?
Own_Junket_9368 t1_jed2n30 wrote
A good title for an Australian dwarf porn: Throw Another Shrimp on to Barbie.
Ben716 t1_jed2cw8 wrote
Reply to comment by robitj11 in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Here in Denmark it's an inkøbsvogn
In shopping wagon- directly translated
jet_heller t1_jed293m wrote
Reply to Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes
Huh. I was expecting to see something about how whales never were on the Ark.
Suougibma t1_jed284q wrote
Reply to comment by Simpawknits in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Grocery cart
YesStupidQuestions1 t1_jed6k41 wrote
Reply to comment by Leading_Initiative50 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
r/lostredditors?