Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Shot-Crazy-5060 t1_jed26kv wrote
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Internal-Agent8979 t1_jed268y wrote
Take my awards.
[deleted] OP t1_jed1suk wrote
Reply to comment by Cosmo1222 in Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]
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stillonrtsideofgrass t1_jed1ivl wrote
Reply to Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes
Yo momma so fat, when she jumped into the ocean for a swim it caused the 40 days of rain for Noahâs ark to float.
HarborMtn t1_jed11qx wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
I donât have my glasses on, and first read this as âall the beans were ice coldâ. I looked for a deeper meaning for longer than I should have. Great joke anyways.
Marchy67 t1_jed0vkv wrote
Reply to comment by Awesomeuser90 in What happens if you commit a crime in Australia? by Awesomeuser90
Wheres New Zealand, I cant find it on a map.
NeoMatrixBug t1_jed0bt2 wrote
You get thrown out in outback with no shoes and pants.
Dawn_sea t1_jed03ki wrote
kopa4a_nmc t1_jeczxwj wrote
Reply to I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
My dad never laughs at my jokes anymore. Mostly because he was cremated.
In hindsightïŒwe shouldâve waited until he died.
bahfafah t1_jeczxr9 wrote
Reply to I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
Ufda. You've got it bad and it never goes away. Keep the faith. You will abide.â€
The_Transfer t1_jeczrk7 wrote
Reply to comment by EveofStLaurent in Iâm not paying 5k for a dog unless itâs Brian Griffin by [deleted]
Itâs not a joke though.
m1ss1ngxn0 t1_jeczpz4 wrote
Reply to Whatâs a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Cracking open a cold one
The sequel: Cracking open a cold one.... with the boys
Born-Mix1534 t1_jeczo27 wrote
Then improve on yourself man
BabyLiam t1_jeczgvh wrote
Reply to Whatâs a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Bones and boners
Psyklops-I t1_jeczewk wrote
Reply to comment by TwentyCharacters2022 in Whatâs a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Damn you beat me to this one
Illustrious_Buy5289 t1_jecz21w wrote
whose the 10 thousand mentally disabled people upvoting this shit is what i want to know.
Whollybuy11 t1_jecyof2 wrote
Reply to I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
I am proud, son..
Worried_Geologist865 t1_jecyf3t wrote
Reply to comment by Putrid-Reputation-68 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
âStop rhyming , I mean it!â
âAnybody want a peanut?â
Worried_Geologist865 t1_jecy8a7 wrote
Reply to comment by DanAlucard in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
I knows it! Dogs really can talk!
Worried_Geologist865 t1_jecxryu wrote
Reply to comment by AlexBucks93 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Technically beer doesnât leave, the body recycles it. đ€Ș
RealArgonwolf t1_jecxl3t wrote
Reply to comment by ReceptionDry2755 in When is a hand a foot? by atomicpete
No, a hand is for picking stuff up.
Jefflehem t1_jecxfsd wrote
Reply to Whatâs a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Code Blue. Though I would imagine it's been done to death.
5thPhantom t1_jecxdli wrote
Reply to Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes
Thatâs why the mammoth is extinct. She was confused for two of them.
Ben716 t1_jed26pl wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
My wife accused me of being out of touch with reality.
I was so shocked, I nearly fell off my unicorn.