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mpm19958 t1_jecrirx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:41 AM

Reply to comment by Suitable-Emergency-1 in What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

FTW

mpm19958 t1_jecrh1s wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:41 AM

Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

Dirty sex.

mildheadwound t1_jecrfrx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:40 AM

Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

My step sister’s breath smells really bad.

davisyoung t1_jecrf3m wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:40 AM

Reply to My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

Your girlfriend would make a terrible father. She actually came back with the milk.

picklenova123 t1_jecr7tu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:39 AM

Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

The gawking dead

marycartlizer t1_jecr7r0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:39 AM

Reply to Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes

My mom isn't that old, but she did teach Jesus in Sunday school.

Upper_Initial7918 t1_jecqz89 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:37 AM

Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

The humping dead.

[deleted] t1_jecqc30 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:32 AM

Reply to comment by jet_heller in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

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jj_moh t1_jecq87o wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:31 AM

Reply to comment by FredDagg001 in What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

Underrated

Truckerontherun t1_jecps6t wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:28 AM

Reply to comment by Tok3n- in What would happen if Sweden invaded the country to the East of them? by RussianTanks

That's why Swedish warships have barcodes on them

RabbitsAteMySnowpeas t1_jecpqty wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:27 AM

Reply to What time does the tree poop? by Hailey_okay_10

I was going to post a similar pun, but I was deterred!

charlieecho t1_jecpcev wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:24 AM

Reply to comment by Inspectrgadget in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

Boneappletea

[deleted] OP t1_jecp22a wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:22 AM

Reply to comment by Cosmo1222 in Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]

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sevvert t1_jecoynn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:21 AM

Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

Dead Man Standing

thechampaignlife t1_jecns49 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:12 AM

Reply to comment by rascible in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

GE, Amana May Tag his Kitchen Aid, Barbie, but don't be surprised if her interest is Sub-Zero.

unlimited_mcgyver t1_jecnp7i wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:12 AM

Reply to Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes

So does that make me Jesus's cousin or some shit?

Different-Tie-1085 t1_jecn119 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:07 AM

Reply to comment by AE_WILLIAMS in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993

😁

CauliflowerOk3993 OP t1_jecmg86 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:02 AM

Reply to comment by Zygarde718 in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993

Founder of Apple

Butch201 t1_jecme1t wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:02 AM

Reply to comment by ZoominBoomin in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

There is one?

InternationalLow1159 t1_jecmbeb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:01 AM

Reply to What do you call a black man who flies an airplane? by Last_Fact_3044

Lame

Marcus_Regrets_All t1_jecm4ki wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:00 AM

Reply to comment by NZ-ReaperZ in I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon

I have had mine most of my adult life, mine is a constant high-pitched ringing. I keep background noise like a TV on at low volume to help mask it enough to get to sleep at night.

The_Undermind t1_jecltzn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:58 AM

Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

Are you Fucking dead ass?

jet_heller t1_jeclt7g wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:58 AM

Reply to comment by mbryant869 in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

You should hear what they call cigarettes!

Gamecube76 t1_jeclndd wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:56 AM

Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

What even is that?

Sarcastic_Capricorn t1_jeclki2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:56 AM

Reply to Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993

Because he wouldn’t open Windows