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Diplopicseer t1_jecl4rm wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead sexy
bahfafah t1_jecl3zo wrote
Reply to comment by NZ-ReaperZ in I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
It comes in different forms. My wife hears buzzing. I hear crickets. You will get used to it faster by embracing the sound, said my doctor, and he's right.
pickle133hp t1_jeckzuc wrote
Why own when you can just borrow?
TwentyCharacters2022 t1_jeckvog wrote
Reply to comment by DKM_Eby in What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Underappreciated.
phadrus56 t1_jeckriu wrote
Reply to comment by feeloox in Why did the duck get arrested? by Deechon
Ouch
TwentyCharacters2022 t1_jeckqm9 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Working Stiffs Working Stiff
NZ-ReaperZ t1_jeckql7 wrote
Reply to comment by bahfafah in I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
I hope so ❤️ getting to sleep is the hardest
TwentyCharacters2022 t1_jeckmns wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Death Becums Her
AllBeit4us t1_jeck8bj wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead and Loving It
KermitMadMan t1_jeck7k5 wrote
Reply to Why did the duck get arrested? by Deechon
he got a fowl deal
crayzeejew t1_jeck5gg wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
She Cant Say No... Anymore
Appropriate_Olive_19 t1_jeck31x wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in What do you call a black man who flies an airplane? by Last_Fact_3044
Try Bud Dry.
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feeloox t1_jecjv38 wrote
Reply to Why did the duck get arrested? by Deechon
I guess in this case, turnabout is...
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Fowl play.
scientology-embracer t1_jecjkp9 wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
Yeah, I applied there before, got rejected.
Jobs should've run the company, maybe I'd get hired there then. Love that always-hiring son of a bitch. <3
dillpickle46 t1_jecjgg1 wrote
Reply to comment by SometimesStable in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
r/TheRealJoke
AccordionORama t1_jecjdui wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Lucky Stiff
[deleted] t1_jecjdrt wrote
LarryLovesMe t1_jecj17u wrote
r/AntiJokes
bahfafah t1_jeciphr wrote
Reply to comment by NZ-ReaperZ in I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
Tinnitus is for life. After awhile you hardly notice.
OnJetways t1_jecinmw wrote
Reply to comment by Cosmo1222 in Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]
All hail Liz Truss
peetstaa t1_jecimr2 wrote
Seems like most folks won't understand the joke which kinda proves your point...
E420CDI t1_jecihtp wrote
Reply to comment by Tornagh in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
This guy's dead wife
Gamecube76 t1_jeciexa wrote
Reply to My wife apologized first time ever by -climbatize-
Omg, something that happens 1 in a trillion.
CelticBlue22 t1_jeclc28 wrote
Reply to Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes
Your momma is so old she farts dust