Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Gerry1of1 t1_jecdqub wrote
Reply to comment by kustombart in What do you call a woman tied to a jetty? by kustombart
Thank you for explaining it.
I'm sorry you did though.
No knowing was better.
NoFaithlessness5122 t1_jecdqkm wrote
Reply to What time does the tree poop? by Hailey_okay_10
Gonna go out on a limb to say that nearly sapped all the air outta me. I’ll keep rooting for you, don’t branch out of comedy.
celeronD123 t1_jecdoq0 wrote
Reply to Wife and I agreed that we don't want kids. by vartha
I like ‟My wife and I decided we did not want kids.They did not take it very well.”
Pachie_ t1_jecdkak wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Deadkake
1_Shanel t1_jecdi4o wrote
Reply to comment by vanish32 in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Seriously. I live for the comments
cubbieco t1_jecd8bj wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
I hate fake nsfw comments just so we have to click into the stupid article to read the punchline.
justFUCKK t1_jecc426 wrote
But most likely Steve Jobs lived in a secluded home, so it didn't matter if he had windows or not, no one smelling his farts.
cartooncande t1_jecbr7h wrote
Aww nuts
Fandango-5691 t1_jecbcxu wrote
Reply to comment by georges222 in Wholesome family dinner conversation by wiggiag
Brilliant!! 😆
Urtopian t1_jecb91k wrote
Asking his name would be a good start
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brocalmotion t1_jecaopm wrote
Reply to What time does the tree poop? by Hailey_okay_10
What's a dentist's favorite time of the day?
Tooth-hurty
rascible t1_jecah0w wrote
Reply to comment by thechampaignlife in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
She likes Barbie and Ken more..
CedarMirror t1_jecablb wrote
Reply to comment by mcpickledick in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
This is the joke for me… Thank you for your strong work
raysqman t1_jeca3hd wrote
Good old number 137. Where have you been all week?
dre235 t1_jec9y69 wrote
Reply to comment by robitj11 in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Born and raised in the south... Only ever called them carts.
Am I a New Yorker?
bruh_bruhington t1_jec9s17 wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
I’m only 20 and I don’t have a wife so I don’t have a say in this but I would of tripped her grabbed her arm before she fell and slammed her on the ground in the frozen food isle and say “call that lazy?”
waterbuffalo750 t1_jec9e8x wrote
Reply to comment by baddogbadcatbadfawn in What do you call a black man who flies an airplane? by Last_Fact_3044
Everything is racist.
Fit_Faithlessness130 t1_jec8zc7 wrote
Reply to comment by SmackEh in What do you call a black man who flies an airplane? by Last_Fact_3044
This is r/jokes, not r/GOODjokes. What can you expect?
Mediocre_Metal_7174 t1_jec8ojr wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Twilight?
EveofStLaurent t1_jec8kvm wrote
Sometimes the worst jokes make you laugh the most. I laughed at the thought so I posted it. No big deal
Cold_Table8497 t1_jec8hbl wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead bedroom.
baddogbadcatbadfawn t1_jec83o6 wrote
Reply to comment by waterbuffalo750 in What do you call a black man who flies an airplane? by Last_Fact_3044
Your question is racist
Whole-Award2092 t1_jec7pid wrote
Wow, I haven't heard this joke about 56x in the past month.
Willing-Struggle-140 t1_jecds2z wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead wrong.