Recent comments in /f/Jokes
mbryant869 t1_jec7d4h wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Why would you call a grocery cart a trolley? Trolleys carry people. A cart can carry anything. A buggy is southern slang but what we called it in Mississippi. Which is not accurate at all. But trolley is dumb. So is calling a truck a lorry. Wtf?
RecalcitrantHuman t1_jec7a7z wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in I’m currently writing this from the hospital. by Verothyn
That is awesome. Thanks for sharing
Commander__Z t1_jec76mp wrote
Reply to comment by wrenhunter in What do you call a black man who flies an airplane? by Last_Fact_3044
Para bailar la bamba, se necesita una poca de gracia
circus4fools_u_me t1_jec75p0 wrote
Reply to Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes
She also so fat she counted as two animals
MFR_escapee t1_jec71rc wrote
404 error: joke not found
InvincibleZote t1_jec6wsr wrote
Ewe-sain Bolt
The_Transfer t1_jec6otw wrote
This is not a joke
Round_North3426 t1_jec63xy wrote
Reply to comment by sfxpaladin in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
agreed Buffer and Gates are enriching humanity
gurl_incognito79 t1_jec5z8n wrote
Reply to comment by Togethertap688 in What do you call a black man who flies an airplane? by Last_Fact_3044
I wish I was a baller.
wrenhunter t1_jec5x4n wrote
Reply to comment by drmoze in What do you call a black man who flies an airplane? by Last_Fact_3044
No soy marinero
ktka t1_jec5vp8 wrote
Reply to Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes
Her first cruise was on Noah's Ark. Many thanks to her for saving the gorillas.
lianhy0326 t1_jec5f14 wrote
Damn. You going to hell for this
brudzool t1_jec58rm wrote
Again?
gandhishrugged t1_jec4w13 wrote
Reply to comment by SometimesStable in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Fine, I will get down and walk I suppose.
Waitsfornoone t1_jec4tm1 wrote
Reply to comment by Warlornn in I’m not paying 5k for a dog unless it’s Brian Griffin by [deleted]
Point made.
G-G-G-G-Ghosts t1_jec4pfh wrote
The sad thing is that OP was born in 1945 but didn’t get a name until 2006.
OvermuchGroom72 t1_jec4lzu wrote
The one in my basement is ‟noisy”
Waitsfornoone t1_jec4lkm wrote
Sure ... Donald!
ktka t1_jec4h9t wrote
Reply to comment by Umpteenth_zebra in I’m currently writing this from the hospital. by Verothyn
Instructions unclear; dick stuck in sun spot. Aurora tonight in Florida.
annie_gannon t1_jec4d63 wrote
Omg it’s 2019 this is so inappropriate. Get her an uber...
Chati t1_jec4apm wrote
Lol brad Leone writing jokes now
ktka t1_jec49xx wrote
You let an Animal near your balls?
Warlornn t1_jec47ex wrote
This isn't even a joke though....
Waitsfornoone t1_jec441i wrote
Reply to comment by skimdiameter75 in I was actually named after Trump... by Keyaru_The_Healer20
Another Karma bot that needs reprogramming.
U_HWUT_M8 t1_jec7pgf wrote
Reply to I was actually named after Trump... by Keyaru_The_Healer20
Boooooooooooooo