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Linda3819 t1_jebzq34 wrote
Reply to comment by ShortFuse in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Like cockroaches?
70A782FE t1_jebzkrl wrote
Reply to Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes
This is what I get for sorting by new
nineofnein t1_jebzdcd wrote
Reply to comment by Northman67 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Because this is /r/jokes not /r/relationships :)))
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a black man who flies an airplane? by Last_Fact_3044
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Waste-Job-3307 t1_jebyzkw wrote
Reply to comment by CulluketNW in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
Haha! So true!
liddell-and-scott t1_jeby5zb wrote
Five years observing the courts in Australia - I'm going to contest this one.
Young, white, AOBH? Slap on the wrist.
Young, black, petty theft or disturbing the peace? Throw away the key.
(I mean that's a crude simplification. It's also a bad idea to be homeless, mentally ill, from a Middle Eastern country, or conspicuously better educated than the presiding officer.)
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davva2004 t1_jeby5rn wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Necrophilia is dead boring.
gsc1895 t1_jeby5ke wrote
Yeah! A frickan pilot!
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drmoze t1_jebxhzk wrote
Captain
Togethertap688 t1_jebxey0 wrote
I wish I was a little bit taller,
Glittering-History84 t1_jebx3ur wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
This is the technically correct answer.
unripenedboyparts t1_jebx104 wrote
Reply to comment by flunky_the_majestic in The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling “the birthday party thief”. by porichoygupto
I know, bad joke.
NRCharman t1_jebwogf wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
The Little Death.
AdventurousString719 t1_jebwnjl wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
"If you've asked me to do something, just know that it will be done. You don't have to keep reminding me every 6 months!!"
- Lazy husband
Mountain-Use9004 t1_jebvpme wrote
Even his farts were closed source
RaveSpectral t1_jebv2qh wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead on Arrival
Cosmo1222 t1_jebuzhg wrote
Reply to comment by Professor_Hazel in Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]
News just in. Geography can invalidate your opinions.
Many_Acanthaceae2027 t1_jebuyir wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Take a nap bout to fap
Ok_Caregiver_9585 t1_jebusd3 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead fish
Cosmo1222 t1_jebuolh wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]
Boris Johnson is no-one's prime minister. Yet.
a_different_pov_85 t1_jebuel6 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead Beadroom
Drkindlycountryquack t1_jebuda2 wrote
Reply to A guy went to party and urged to fart... by Vishwasm123
Dead skunk in the middle of the road. Yes it’s a real song. Google it.
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Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
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