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doms227 t1_jebow1i wrote
Reply to What do you call a woman tied to a jetty? by kustombart
And the guy tied to her?
He's Pierre.
ccstewy t1_jebor6a wrote
Reply to comment by Nikki_Blonde in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
God I feel this
doughboy1001 t1_jebnwis wrote
Reply to comment by ARobertNotABob in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
I thought trolley was a British or maybe Australian term. I know Peppa Pig says trolley.
DKM_Eby t1_jebntzi wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead ass
3KnuckCoach t1_jebngqw wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead and loving it!
Zadok47 t1_jebmkiu wrote
Reply to Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]
At least you're not Canadian.
Awesomeuser90 OP t1_jebmiw1 wrote
Reply to comment by MrBytor in What happens if you commit a crime in Australia? by Awesomeuser90
New Zealand?
Sir_Bruh9 t1_jebm2ls wrote
You got it from that one post lol
Axer3473 t1_jebluj6 wrote
Reply to comment by depressedbee in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
"used- in good condition"
MrGipiem t1_jeblo7b wrote
Of course she left you; if you cant take care or love yourself, how in the world are you supposed to love or take care of another person?
Drkindlycountryquack t1_jebldaf wrote
Reply to comment by Sir5er1 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
I bet you can.
MrBytor t1_jebkv8u wrote
They send you to Australia²
jgcraig t1_jebkssi wrote
Reply to comment by Buddy2269 in What time does the tree poop? by Hailey_okay_10
down the troilet
Buddy2269 t1_jebknn5 wrote
Reply to What time does the tree poop? by Hailey_okay_10
Should have flushed it..
boxfullofirony t1_jebk46k wrote
A virgin
DaVickiUnlimited t1_jebk3a4 wrote
Issues came in handy
hairybogwoppit t1_jebk0bx wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Cold turkey.
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UnusedEngine t1_jebjrlu wrote
Reply to comment by Inspectrgadget in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
abdo men issues
HankThrill69420 t1_jebjjn5 wrote
Reply to comment by Professor_Hazel in Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]
Well met
Sir5er1 t1_jebjh95 wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
My wife left because of my addiction to gambling
I’ll find a way to win her back!
Specialist-Donkey554 t1_jebjabz wrote
Reply to comment by shindleria in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
Farting while in control of window lock is the ultimate high and punishment for your family or friends. Bwahaha ♥️😈
[deleted] t1_jebj91i wrote
Reply to comment by Lone_Wanderer97 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
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TopH2O t1_jebj3fm wrote
Reply to Wholesome family dinner conversation by wiggiag
Why did Santa Claus never have any children? He only came once a year and that was down a chimney!
[deleted] OP t1_jebplbt wrote
Reply to comment by TerroristofNewPork in Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]
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