Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Specialist-Donkey554 t1_jebitcj wrote
Reply to comment by Evening-Tomatillo-47 in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
That's an insult to twats everywhere!
Harmful_Sadness t1_jebijwt wrote
Reply to comment by Stock_Development_95 in What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
beat me to it
Automatic_Grape7987 t1_jebihf0 wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Decaf
TerroristofNewPork t1_jebi6q6 wrote
Reply to comment by SuperUnknown318 in Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]
Do you know what treason actually is? You should brush ur teeth after that shit sprays out.
urmomaisjabbathehutt t1_jebhxdb wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
stiff and stiffer
raljax1 t1_jebhlg9 wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
My wife would never call me lazy. She knows I'm not afraid of hard work. I can sit right next to it all day without being bothered in the least.
SDS6174 t1_jebheqk wrote
Reply to comment by HankThrill69420 in Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]
Hey nice to meet you!
vanish32 t1_jebhdt7 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
The real joke is always in the comments
SuperSaiyan2589 t1_jebhcxy wrote
But was it to go get milk or get away from you for a little while?
SuperUnknown318 t1_jebh2n3 wrote
Reply to Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]
Not mine either. Fucking TRAITOR was installed...like a toilet...and likewise, full of SHIT!
Buddy2269 t1_jebgqxp wrote
Reply to Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]
F.
SolidOffense48 t1_jebgqsy wrote
Oh snap,
Is this a stereotype though? I've never heard it before.
[deleted] t1_jebgklw wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
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Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jebgexg wrote
Reply to Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]
Joe Biden is king of the world. Mind you so was Jack, on the Titanic, didn’t that ship sink.
vegancookie t1_jebgevk wrote
Reply to comment by GolgothaRising in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
"The assumption that there will be a negative reaction to the truth, so the truth shouldn't be known, is fucking ridiculous when it comes to dating."
There is a long and grim of trans abuse and murders because of trans people being open about being trans, you seemingly choose to ignore this piece of information. That is the argument you made, and if you don't understand your own premises to your own argument, then that's a you problem.
[deleted] OP t1_jebfz7r wrote
Reply to Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]
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Waitsfornoone t1_jebfxdz wrote
Reply to comment by allnightdisco in What happens if you commit a crime in Australia? by Awesomeuser90
That's what she said ...
SadShelter5629 t1_jebfvdk wrote
Reply to comment by Fun-Assumption-2200 in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
R/suddenlycommunist
WhoEatsBats t1_jebfto4 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Harry Cooter and the half-dead prince
Cinnamon_Floof t1_jebfo3s wrote
Reply to After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
Is the punchline that the girl is trans? Cause it sounds kinda transphobic to me
dgrewgwe t1_jebfjuf wrote
A large medium.
The_One_Nut t1_jebf3iy wrote
Just gonna drop this here for anyone interested in Australian politics, corruption, and the attempted murder of Aussie news reporters:
Kemosabe-Norway t1_jebf082 wrote
Are you a dog?
notyou-justme t1_jebezvw wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in I’m currently writing this from the hospital. by Verothyn
You have to know somebody out there somewhere has definitely stuck their balls in one of those things and attempted to clean them.
Specialist-Donkey554 t1_jebizho wrote
Reply to comment by dufsnikk in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
There's a pill and an ointment for that