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Professor_Hazel t1_jeber79 wrote
Reply to comment by HankThrill69420 in Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]
Nice to meet you too.
HankThrill69420 t1_jebelbv wrote
Reply to Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]
Hello British, it's nice to meet you.
Waitsfornoone t1_jebekgo wrote
Reply to comment by KingBooRadley in Whatâs a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Or just fucking some scrambled eggs.
KFCfan05 OP t1_jebe9es wrote
Reply to comment by Stock_Development_95 in Whatâs a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Great response, lolled hard
Umpteenth_zebra t1_jebe82f wrote
Reply to comment by Stock_Development_95 in Whatâs a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
I see someone else plays Terraria.
Crime35 t1_jebe7qi wrote
Reply to Whatâs a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Return of the Dead Fuck!!! đđđ
niftyben t1_jebe62p wrote
I remember the last 900 times this was posted...
Zygarde718 t1_jebe55s wrote
Reply to What do you get if eat 3.14 cakes? by 42awe
A piece of the pi.
Zygarde718 t1_jebdvb9 wrote
That would Denmark their defeat.
Antique_Direction255 t1_jebdpbe wrote
Reply to A guy went to party and urged to fart... by Vishwasm123
Whatâs That Smell. Ainât shit if ainât Skynard.
Fun-Assumption-2200 t1_jebcvxf wrote
Rogue100 t1_jebcbkd wrote
I imagine this is how our pets feel anytime we leave the house!
deathtoallsubreddits t1_jebbq4a wrote
Reply to The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling âthe birthday party thiefâ. by porichoygupto
As Steven Seagal said, he's "gonna snatch every motherfucker's birthday."
dje1964 t1_jebb8m5 wrote
Reply to Whatâs a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
The theme song would be "Code Blue" by TSOL
Keffpie t1_jebb1cw wrote
Reply to Whatâs a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Working Stiff.
Antique_Direction255 t1_jebazg2 wrote
Reply to comment by tomfullary in Some folks'll never understand sailors... by Albert_Flasher
The anchor chains are located in the forecastle
FredDagg001 t1_jebaics wrote
Because the smell was cancerous?
-saphyra- t1_jeba8z9 wrote
She put a note on the ps5 that said âthis isnât workingâ. I was scared until I turned it on. Messaged her âit works!â
GolgothaRising t1_jeba1ut wrote
Reply to comment by vegancookie in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
I'm not saying that, and that's exactly what a straw man is. Where you put words in the mouth of my argument, and argue against points and claims that I'm not arguing against.
You have no reason or logic in building your points, only vitriol.
zoomzoomboomdoom t1_jeba05o wrote
Reply to comment by Stogie-Smoker in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Yeah, but the abandonment can be a real headache.
My girlfriend has creative issues.
If she posts on Reddit, sheâs always saying: âIâm gonna leave this right here,â cuz she canât think of anything more creative to say.
So her creative issue creates an abandonment issue.
Jordi1620 t1_jeb9o1j wrote
My girlfriend left me because of my pasta fetish. Iâm feeling cannelloni right now
TBTabby t1_jeb9jy8 wrote
Are you a dog?
boingti t1_jeb9eke wrote
Reply to Whatâs a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead Hard.
eta_carinae2 t1_jebeso5 wrote
Reply to comment by Dasstrut in What would happen if Sweden invaded the country to the East of them? by RussianTanks
Ooh that's good đ