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PlayrR3D15 t1_jeb8uf3 wrote
Reply to comment by scientology-embracer in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
Was referencing a meme
PlayrR3D15 t1_jeb8rnr wrote
Reply to comment by No-Ad9854 in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
Was meant to be a reference to a meme
Starr_Struckk t1_jeb8pc2 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
It is long and straggly, she leaves the wet part to me ;)
Malcolmpargin t1_jeb8jcc wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Cold Snatch.
[deleted] t1_jeb8dqi wrote
Reply to comment by Starr_Struckk in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
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FredDagg001 t1_jeb8doy wrote
Reply to comment by MolassesHot2275 in What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Crack open a cold one.
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trivial_vista t1_jeb6t0i wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Should have added something like "Tears started forming in my eyes"
Tornagh t1_jeb6svb wrote
enilea t1_jeb6izj wrote
Reply to comment by BradleyButNaked in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Check their profile, it's a bot. Very common technique
vegancookie t1_jeb6dpz wrote
Reply to comment by GolgothaRising in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
It's not a strawman, you are saying that trans people being honest is **more** important than trans people not being murdered. The reason trans people aren't always forth coming about who they are when they get into relationships is because they don't want to die. So if you respect their partners feelings **more** than you respect trans people's lives, your argument makes sense, but that's a hell of a way to prioritize, and clearly shows a lack of care about trans lives.
GruffisGamingw t1_jeb6c04 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Please don’t promote it
sunshaanebehr t1_jeb6ane wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Embalming a bombshell
Dear-Original-675 t1_jeb5t7h wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Cum and Go
Jayson_Bonz t1_jeb5sdr wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in I’m currently writing this from the hospital. by Verothyn
I had one of those, no way in HELL would I use it on my sack. Too damn coarse, even the soft side.
LivingLargeinAB t1_jeb57bg wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead Man Cocking
AccordionORama t1_jeb4yuv wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
The Spy Who Came Into the Cold
Starr_Struckk t1_jeb4uxz wrote
I have psychosis and my girlfriend is always so supportive! Like last night she clung to me ceiling and watched over me all night!
GolgothaRising t1_jeb4sfw wrote
Reply to comment by vegancookie in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
Straw man, not worth arguing with you.
JonnyBhoy t1_jeb4o4t wrote
My girlfriend left me because I'm scared of committment
Well, she wasn't really my girlfriend, more of a friend.
AnimalAngel2 t1_jeb4g3r wrote
Rofl
IllAcanthopterygii36 t1_jeb4dy1 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Exhamster
Salnj t1_jeb46st wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead but still moist.
Salnj t1_jeb3r3h wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Died Hard
robitj11 t1_jeb9bcd wrote
Reply to comment by SqueakMachine in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Yes, in the Southern US, a shopping cart is a buggy. I grew up in New York and we just called them carts.