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Specific_Tap7296 t1_jeb2yqk wrote
Be careful. Might find yourself in the kangaroo court
Drkindlycountryquack t1_jeb2u5d wrote
He was a billionaire and his ex wife and child were on welfare.
allnightdisco t1_jeb2grp wrote
You get sent down under.
Advanced_Parsnip t1_jeb2cze wrote
Reply to A guy went to party and urged to fart... by Vishwasm123
Smells like teen spirit
oblij t1_jeb2ac7 wrote
You get locked under
Lone_Wanderer97 t1_jeb1vbc wrote
My girlfriend left me because I stole her wheelchair.
It's ok, she'll come crawling back eventually.
The_Effigey t1_jeb1pxk wrote
Reply to comment by Defiant_Psychology40 in What do you get if you put a thousand school shooters in the same room? by wils_152
Lile i said, we dont get thosesorts of violence, also outlawed. We solved the problem, knives are too emotionally and physically difficult to kill with when actually faced with the opportunity and have actual nonviolent uses, and carrying a dangerious one is illegal. We get so little violent killings of any of these kinds.
The reality is some people are unstable and dangerous, usa chooses to give them easier access to guns by at the least surrounding them with other people who have them, and stocking them widely.
I cannot be clearer than i already have been, dunblaine uk, one mass shooting, guns outlawed, problem never came about again.
Same for many other western countries. Hapoened once, immeduately outlawed, and i can co firm no one has needed and few have wanted guns since.
Arguing against these statistics and historical facts is just refuting evidence, which is in essence denial. No one needs guns any more than they need bombs.
Tldr, we outlawed guns and nothing replaced the violence, just living kids.
Viking_Hippie t1_jeb1nqa wrote
Reply to comment by 9boi in What do you get if you put a thousand school shooters in the same room? by wils_152
🤡
Capable_Stranger9885 t1_jeb1kgp wrote
Reply to comment by sfxpaladin in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
He certainly did not want the railroad strike and is smarter than the average oligarch in not exposing the puppet strings.
Suspicious-Owl-3737 t1_jeb0way wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Necromantic ( copyright issues )
Wild-House6772 t1_jeb0s8c wrote
Reply to What do you get if eat 3.14 cakes? by 42awe
pee
LosPadres-R2-D2 t1_jeb0lln wrote
Reply to comment by SometimesStable in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
The real joke!!
jkpirat t1_jeb0kms wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead Head
Worried_Pomelo9010 t1_jeb0gvp wrote
When you leave for milk it's a different story
gilfromisrael t1_jeb0a67 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Tomb riders
Cwallace98 t1_jeb014f wrote
Reply to comment by sfxpaladin in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
Right. He just profits off of and supports bad things.
frankie109 t1_jeazlvc wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Here cum the dead
Coinsworthy t1_jeayt20 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Two cremations One urn.
Dasstrut t1_jeaynrg wrote
Reply to comment by Tok3n- in What would happen if Sweden invaded the country to the East of them? by RussianTanks
Denmark their positions!
SurrealDreamerHere t1_jeayhyj wrote
😂
Distinct_Dark_9626 t1_jeayg6o wrote
Reply to comment by Stock_Development_95 in What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Much better than OPs! We’ll done
seanbrockest t1_jeay128 wrote
OP is a dog
Northman67 t1_jeaxx8x wrote
Reply to comment by xc68030 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Haters gonna hate.
That's kind of the modern thing though people like you have to have someone to denigrate your own lives must be so miserably terrible that you have to spend all your time on social media down voting people.
It's really quite tragic and probably why you can't get laid except by a hooker or your mother.
Here let me downvote my own comments to show you how utterly worthless your downvote is.
depressedbee t1_jeaxktk wrote
Reply to comment by azlan194 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Look at mr. money here talking about things new meanwhile I'm here looking to get burried in a second hand coffin.
newyork44m t1_jeb3610 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
But he decomposed, which is a gassy process