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thuanjinkee t1_jeaxcme wrote
Thin_Locksmith6805 t1_jeax9vl wrote
Reply to After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
No wonder you felt a bit tight
dufsnikk t1_jeawyry wrote
Reply to comment by No-Ad9854 in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
You gotta speedrun some times.
Nouser1108 t1_jeaww6l wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
6 feet deepthroat
styled_january_bikes t1_jeawvqa wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead boring
Defiant_Psychology40 t1_jeawm6w wrote
Reply to comment by The_Effigey in What do you get if you put a thousand school shooters in the same room? by wils_152
If there is ill intent, there is a way they will resort to bombing knifes cars planes god forbid chemical attacks. You can not solve evil with laws, you have to get them the help they need and the stigma of asking for help need to be lifted too.
Haunted_Redneck t1_jeawj5c wrote
Reply to comment by SqueakMachine in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Pushchair??? They’re called Strollers here
No-Ad9854 t1_jeawgiv wrote
Reply to comment by dufsnikk in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
IN 3 SECONDS..ARE YOU SERIOUS 😲.. TAKES ME AT LEAST 2/2.5 MINUTES..
thuanjinkee t1_jeawef5 wrote
MxPx - Everything Sucks (When You're Gone)
Creepy_Concert4810 t1_jeawdn7 wrote
No-Ad9854 t1_jeaw7j0 wrote
Reply to comment by Think-Builder-1650 in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
AWW, THAT'S TERRIBLE/HORRIBLY FUNNY AT FIRST THAT IS BUT ALSO KIND OF A CHUCKLEWORTHY QUIP HEH🤨..!!
WhiskeyDeltaBravo1 t1_jeaw2sb wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Over My Dead Body
ARobertNotABob t1_jeavz3e wrote
Reply to comment by SqueakMachine in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
I've heard "tot-trolley" before, but not as a "real word" in a dialect/region, more in a "bra = over-shoulder-boulder-holder" vein.
Specific_Tap7296 t1_jeavsow wrote
Anyone else picturing the convoy of volvos loaded with ikea flat pack barricades
No-Ad9854 t1_jeavf7t wrote
Reply to comment by PlayrR3D15 in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
The former co-founder of apple products him and al Wozniak started the company Apple products..
Untermensch-man t1_jeavaf9 wrote
This joke was written by a labrador.
vegancookie t1_jeav60t wrote
Reply to comment by GolgothaRising in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
Do you honestly not understand self preservation and not wanting to be murdered?
kustombart OP t1_jeauvef wrote
Reply to comment by Gerry1of1 in What do you call a woman tied to a jetty? by kustombart
(Moored)
GolgothaRising t1_jeauruf wrote
Reply to comment by vegancookie in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
Honesty is important in both. I would neither like to fuck nor date someone who is deceptive about very simple and normal things that they shouldn't be ashamed of or hide.
KingBooRadley t1_jeaubt3 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
I used to think I was into masochism, necrophilia and bestiality.
Then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
Own-Snow-4227 t1_jeau4ui wrote
Reply to comment by sfxpaladin in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
He totally ruined black turtlenecks as a fashioned statement that Archer has so tried to set.
The_Effigey t1_jeau4q4 wrote
Reply to comment by Defiant_Psychology40 in What do you get if you put a thousand school shooters in the same room? by wils_152
Dear usa,
We solved it years ago and have had no mass shootings since,
It was guns,
Yours sincerely,
The rest of the western world https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/nejmc2201761
vegancookie t1_jeau3pd wrote
Reply to comment by GolgothaRising in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
Fucking and dating are not always the same thing, and trying to see how your potential partner is so you can judge how safe you are to come out is absolutely fair enough when trans people are murdered so often.
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Out of interest are you as vocal when a married man conceals his martial relationship to pursue sexual relationships with others? I see a lot of outrage about trans people, but not so much about married men, and not on the same level.
Greedyfox7 t1_jeatmu8 wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in I’m currently writing this from the hospital. by Verothyn
I cringed imagining that
thuanjinkee t1_jeaxeyl wrote
Reply to comment by bryanBr in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
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