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leesharon1985 t1_jeatd10 wrote
BPD in a nutshell
__negrodamus___ t1_jeat445 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Star Whores: The Phantom's Anus
mike_pants t1_jeasvxv wrote
Reply to comment by markstormweather in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Pass.
Deadchimp234 t1_jeasuio wrote
Reply to comment by azlan194 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
I'm assuming stainless will do.
Gerry1of1 t1_jeasg5u wrote
Reply to What do you call a woman tied to a jetty? by kustombart
¿Que?
GolgothaRising t1_jeasbtg wrote
Reply to comment by vegancookie in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
Comfortable with knowing what you are fucking.
The assumption that there will be a negative reaction to the truth, so the truth shouldn't be known, is fucking ridiculous when it comes to dating.
Honesty and sincerity, even if it puts you in an awkward position.
RealUglyMF t1_jearusf wrote
Reply to comment by JeeperDon in A guy went to party and urged to fart... by Vishwasm123
I can smell it
Farts are in the air tonight
what_tfuck t1_jearna7 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead pool?
oilfeather t1_jear899 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Love Never Dies.
some-girl23 t1_jear0nf wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Fucked to death!
Meatslab8590 t1_jeaqupw wrote
I was gonna say “she abandoned you because you were feeling abandoned?”
ratchooga t1_jeaqeyp wrote
Thought I was in the bpd subreddit for a second.
Zorothegallade t1_jeaqcax wrote
Reply to comment by Agnosticfrontbum in What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Just another nail in the coffin
wastingcalories t1_jeapy8u wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Can’t find the crypt
[deleted] t1_jeaps9m wrote
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vegancookie t1_jeapqtl wrote
Reply to comment by KWHarrison1983 in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
Others are what, comfortable with someone else’s gender identity? What? That makes zero sense…
taleofbenji t1_jeapqs2 wrote
Reply to comment by jet_heller in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
He came but not on the back, hence OP existing.
theservman t1_jeapeyq wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Cumming and Going.
Works for watersports too...
KWHarrison1983 t1_jeapekt wrote
Reply to comment by vegancookie in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
Highly disagree with that. Just because the trans person is ok with their identity doesn't make it ok to assume others are too.
I'm all for trans people being trans, but it's a very key piece of information for a lot of people, especially where sex is concerned. For example many people only want to sleep with those of the opposite biological sex and a person's gender identity means squat. There's nothing transphobic about that; it's how the vast majority of the population realistically looks at the intersection between sex and gender.
Again, that's not to say trans people shouldn't be allowed to feel the way they feel, and the vast majority of people do support that. But if they're going to be dishonest with people and do things that are likely to cross other people's boundaries, that's another issue altogether.
B-WesT84 t1_jeap9ri wrote
Reply to comment by SometimesStable in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
I think this might be the best comment i've ever read.
Make_the_music_stop t1_jeanusw wrote
Reply to comment by IrascibleOcelot in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Nice trivia. Loved that film.
Appropriate_Leg1489 t1_jeanqhj wrote
Reply to comment by Ewetootwo in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
He he
ShamusMcfly69 t1_jeanqh8 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Womb Raider
cardcomm t1_jeanij8 wrote
When she goes for cigarettes, you know your in real trouble
Paladin936 t1_jeatk8l wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead spread