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SqueakMachine t1_jean0c7 wrote
Reply to comment by robitj11 in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
What like a shopping cart is called a buggy? My dad is from north of England and calls my kid’s pushchair (which we call buggy) a trolley which I’ve never understood
Equal-Bend-3136 t1_jeamx6c wrote
If I was u , I would sue her with a big butt lady
talkingtongues t1_jeamusb wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead beat.
Agnosticfrontbum t1_jeamtzd wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Weekend in Bernie
[deleted] t1_jeamrla wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
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Agnosticfrontbum t1_jeamqh6 wrote
Reply to comment by Stock_Development_95 in What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Nailed it
mainnick t1_jeamilq wrote
Ngl took me a few min to get this one but finally LOL'd 😄
ravenousravers t1_jeamexu wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
deadwood
PrestigiousCar5812 t1_jeamcok wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead rising
FunAuntieEm t1_jeam6d8 wrote
Reply to The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling “the birthday party thief”. by porichoygupto
No one can hold a candle to him.
Kittie42Kat t1_jealtsc wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Living Dead Girl
regrettablyold t1_jealoep wrote
Lucky you didn't use one of the ball cleaners they have on golf courses.
evermoreTrump t1_jeallp5 wrote
Reply to What do you get if eat 3.14 cakes? by 42awe
Vet 1: lost me leg in nam Vet 2: lost mate in nam, to the gas Vet 3: lost where is was going with this comment
Zlifbar t1_jeaktnm wrote
Reply to What do you get if eat 3.14 cakes? by 42awe
Fat. You get fat.
human_peeler t1_jeakqwe wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Wakin' with a stiffy
[deleted] t1_jeakpcr wrote
Reply to What do you get if eat 3.14 cakes? by 42awe
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Donttouchmek t1_jeajwo3 wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
My girlfriend left me for reposting this joke on reddit... oh wait, yep, that was it.
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_jeajrl5 wrote
Reply to My wife apologized first time ever by -climbatize-
HEY-OHHHHHH
Abrical t1_jeajr9j wrote
So... officer... my girlfriend is back... she really bought those damn cigarettes
SignificanceBroad784 t1_jeajndu wrote
Ewetootwo t1_jeaj7te wrote
Reply to comment by chemgator64 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
You’re some Joker hahaha…
Ewetootwo t1_jeaj18n wrote
Reply to comment by jderamus1 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Al’s Heimer milk.
Eddie-stark t1_jeaiyzn wrote
Reply to comment by DFYX in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
To be fair, your highest upvoted comment wasn't original, and it copied other variants posted before yours.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/9q3r19/my_wife_left_me_because_im_too_insecure/e875v9n/
Low_Transition8039 t1_jeanbqa wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Dogs NEVER let you down ❗️