Ewetootwo t1_jeaitxt wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:38 PM

Reply to comment by jet_heller in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

Back to the handcuffs then?

TehOwn t1_jeainer wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:37 PM

Reply to comment by DFYX in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

Who did you copy it from?

We must go deeper!

[deleted] t1_jeaimm1 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:36 PM

Reply to comment by DFYX in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

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JeeperDon t1_jeaib89 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:34 PM

Reply to A guy went to party and urged to fart... by Vishwasm123

Phil Collins, 'In the air tonight'.

Ewetootwo t1_jeai7ca wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:34 PM

Reply to comment by Plot_Twisty in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

A cold one.

Ewetootwo t1_jeai1ql wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:33 PM

Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

You’re lucky. Just think if you had to go over to the girlfriend’s mother’s house for beers. What would happen if her fridge went on the fritz? Nothing would be working!

Nuf-Said t1_jeahv8i wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:32 PM

Reply to comment by n30nl30n in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

My crippled girlfriend left me and moved back with her mother. I was so angry that I went to her mother’s house and stole her wheelchair. I knew she’d come crawling back.

gigaswardblade t1_jeahm5u wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:30 PM

Reply to My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

Unlike your father who still has yet to return with the milk

9boi t1_jeahaoy wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:28 PM

Reply to comment by Viking_Hippie in What do you get if you put a thousand school shooters in the same room? by wils_152

CONSOOM more meds, citizen

Response-Cheap t1_jeahabg wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:28 PM

Reply to comment by ObligedPath in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader

Has a kid; NOW she's being trans-parent.

Worried_Geologist865 t1_jeah3vt wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:27 PM

Reply to My wife apologized first time ever by -climbatize-

I’d say run, something wicked this way comes.

Worried_Geologist865 t1_jeah122 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:26 PM

Reply to comment by rarelyclap in My wife apologized first time ever by -climbatize-

Right!

AccomplishedSoup8794 t1_jeagzkb wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:26 PM

Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

Dead and Bread

DresdenPI t1_jeagma5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:24 PM

Reply to comment by thechampaignlife in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

Then we should get married! If we're married, legally you can't arrest me. Plus, bonus, you get half the stuff I stole.

VioletWolfKay776 t1_jeage72 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:22 PM

Reply to comment by jderamus1 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

I has returned child from the shops. And yes i did get lost.

wolfey972 t1_jeagcuz wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:22 PM

Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

Zombie cheerleaders raising the dead

richardec t1_jeagbf5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:22 PM

Reply to My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

I know how you feel.

My dad went out for cigarettes in 1971. His dinner is getting cold but I'm not worried.

Fitter419 t1_jeag83j wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:21 PM

Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

Stiff stuffers

robitj11 t1_jeafpu5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:18 PM

Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest

In the Southeastern US, it's called a buggy. Sorry, that was bugging me.

Viking_Hippie t1_jeafiwm wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:16 PM

Reply to comment by Defiant_Psychology40 in What do you get if you put a thousand school shooters in the same room? by wils_152

Guns are literally made to kill people and other animals and I wouldn't exist if not for my mom's severe clinical depression being treated medically so yeah, you're still the idiot indirectly getting people killed.

And no, Biden is far too conservative, corrupt and old-fashioned, which I already knew before the DNC rigged the primaries for him.