Before the attack they might have to Scandinavian look for battleships.

Have a good laugh at this, then.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard this joke...

Brb I'll finish the sentence when I get back. Just going to the store for some cigarettes and a fashion of milk.

Your joke bends my brain in an agreeable way.

Boning....

It was the hobbitses, they took the precious

Although I keep looking, I can't find anything specifically bad that Warren Buffet did, because most examples are just companies that he has shares in or owns that have done bad things.... but as someone that's worked for a company owned by BH I can say with 100% certainty he probably has little to no idea what we are doing

*Dad comes back

“Damn that lineup ain’t no joke. Got those smokes though…I was supposed get milk? I’ll be right back”

you are too far from this world, i'm suggesting your psychiatrist to add Lithium and Vraylar to your daily Pills. Eat your grasses and be happy, you are NOT a MEATPHOBIC.

I thought his pancreatic cancer made him fart all the time

More expensive than the costume jewelry engagement ring I gave her, that's all I know

Win-win for this guy then...

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Dies of death while the bass drops

Cold Bone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uW47jWLMiY&t=9s

I know someone gonna make joke about dicks now lol

To be fair name someone of his ilk who isn't a massive twat at times

Again, you misgendered some imaginary person in your initial reply because you want them to be the gender you perceive then to be rather than who they are, you are trying to main character the whole universe, not just your life, but other people’s lives.

/r/yourjokebutworse

I am the MAIN character of MY LIFE, but i dont demand YOU to change for me, or be in it. I love to eat meat, drink my milk with cookies, but I dont give a bleep about you eating your vegancookie and subtitute with vitamin pills. I love my woman, but i dont have care if you are sexually attractive to grasses, dog, cat, Jesus, Buddha...... And If you can't get it, then you are the problem.

So you’re telling me there is a chance my dad went out for milk and has only been lost for 20 years….

Sounds like she might have abandon men issues

This is exactly what a fedboi would say...

Apparently Jobs had some world class farts. His fruitarian diet made his farts smell absolutely horrendous. The more you know.