Recent comments in /f/Jokes
scientology-embracer t1_jea886f wrote
Reply to comment by PlayrR3D15 in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
Founder of several job portals such as monster.com, indeed etc. He really lived up to his name.
He will be missed.
die298 t1_jea84o7 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Bone raiser
cava99 t1_jea7vb4 wrote
Reply to comment by bryanBr in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Burds, you glowie.
Snoo36970 t1_jea7sai wrote
Reply to After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
I would have been like “Hey I got one of those”.
vegancookie t1_jea7nsf wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
Your words are clearly towards me, and show that you give a little more than a simply penny for how I, and others, feel. That you feel threatened by other people's gender identity, shows just how insecure you are with yours. You are trying to impose your perception of other people's gender identity onto them regardless of if it is their gender identity. You seem to think you are in fact, the main character.
Stogie-Smoker t1_jea7e0o wrote
Reply to comment by azlan194 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Cheaper than a girlfriend
Think-Builder-1650 t1_jea7c14 wrote
His wife didn't have a subscription to iCloud
[deleted] t1_jea6w6c wrote
Reply to comment by vegancookie in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
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bryanBr t1_jea6t2h wrote
Reply to comment by Marquar234 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
They spread chemtrails to make us think birds are real because fake birds carry secret data that proves the Earth is flat.
sfxpaladin t1_jea6ble wrote
Reply to comment by KoalaXav in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
But a massive piece of shit, and so balancing the scale back towards not worth having heard of
Waitsfornoone t1_jea61xq wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Why do we feel a need to call people out for being lazy? It's not like they did anything.
cattgravelyn t1_jea5ogh wrote
Reply to comment by PlayrR3D15 in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
Ligma balls
tomfullary t1_jea4zl1 wrote
Reply to comment by Albert_Flasher in Some folks'll never understand sailors... by Albert_Flasher
Non-sailor here, can confirm I didn’t get it. Thanks for explaining.
GodzeallA t1_jea4fit wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Cold dead hard
AE_WILLIAMS t1_jea4a1t wrote
Why was March 14 Steve Jobs favorite day?
Because it was Apple pi day!
Albert_Flasher OP t1_jea478p wrote
Self-comment to explain for non-sailors. The forecastle of a ship (the rooms at the front of tall ships and modern tankers) is pronounced "foke-sull". Why sailors have done this for centuries is a mystery.
Major_Ferret8307 t1_jea3u7u wrote
Really funny my guy
vegancookie t1_jea3q3v wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
You have either mistaken edgeyness with bigotry, or you simply are a bigot, neither would surprise me.
NationalNecessary120 t1_jea3py8 wrote
SometimesStable t1_jea3h6v wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Don’t let her push you around like that.
Dependent_Word7647 t1_jea37zj wrote
Reply to comment by Pkrudeboy in The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling “the birthday party thief”. by porichoygupto
Love this meme so much lmao
analgrunt t1_jea30w6 wrote
Reply to comment by analgrunt in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Mi d you, looks like your comment was picked up by a bot. High praise indeed!
IrascibleOcelot t1_jea2w7x wrote
Reply to comment by Plot_Twisty in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Fun fact: that wasn’t originally part of the script. Tom Arnold was ranting to Arnie about his epic divorce on the set and Cameron overheard. He thought it was so funny they added it in.
KoalaXav t1_jea2s7o wrote
Woz did all the farting and let Jobs take credit for it
Nikki_Blonde t1_jea89kn wrote
Reply to My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
I have anxiety and he is not talking to me .. its been 8 hours. . .
Okay he is awake... Its all okay now.