Recent comments in /f/Jokes
1983Targa911 t1_jea2mng wrote
Reply to What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
If they resist, then you must cesium.
KoalaXav t1_jea2ifm wrote
Reply to comment by PlayrR3D15 in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
The founder of Apple, tech innovator, instrumental in bringing computers into the home market, later owner of Pixar with a huge stake in Disney at the time of his death. Certainly someone worth having heard of.
Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jea2enc wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Blue Peter..
Stunning-Ask5916 t1_jea24wp wrote
Better that than to be invaded. They'd be Finnished.
ShortFuse t1_jea1zyh wrote
Reply to comment by axeman020 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Milk goes bad. Cigarettes are forever.
DFYX t1_jea1vc3 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Stop copying my most upvoted comment
x312e t1_jea1ell wrote
Reply to What do you call a woman tied to a jetty? by kustombart
I do not know why, but I was really hoping it’d be an anti-joke with just ‟her name”
unripenedboyparts t1_jea1bp9 wrote
Reply to The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling “the birthday party thief”. by porichoygupto
I think I found your suspect. He was at a party singing "Happy Birthday" like he FUCKING OWNED THE RIGHTS TO THE SONG.
Marquar234 t1_jea17q0 wrote
Reply to comment by marijnjc88 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
It was the fake birds again.
WorkSecure t1_jea1085 wrote
Typical americans
markstormweather t1_jea0uj5 wrote
Reply to comment by mike_pants in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
That’s right! Now you try it!
Defiant_Psychology40 t1_jea0pec wrote
Reply to comment by Viking_Hippie in What do you get if you put a thousand school shooters in the same room? by wils_152
Grammar aside, you're still stupid. If you think guns are the problem and you're calling anti-depressants life saving? You truly are a smotth brain. I bet you think biden is doing a pretty good job, right?
umbercapparis t1_jea0o4g wrote
Reply to What do you call a woman tied to a jetty? by kustombart
Oh.
[deleted] t1_jea0k29 wrote
Reply to comment by vegancookie in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
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Viking_Hippie t1_jea02eq wrote
Reply to comment by Defiant_Psychology40 in What do you get if you put a thousand school shooters in the same room? by wils_152
Maybe learn the difference between your and you're before you go around calling other people idiots, dumbass 😂
cocos1200 t1_jea00yn wrote
Reply to What do you call a woman tied to a jetty? by kustombart
Pretty sure you just started WW3
Sfumatographer t1_jea00rz wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Very Deep Throat
Key-Ideal-9121 t1_je9zls6 wrote
Defiant_Psychology40 t1_je9zjcq wrote
Reply to comment by Viking_Hippie in What do you get if you put a thousand school shooters in the same room? by wils_152
Your an idiot.
Defiant_Psychology40 t1_je9zf19 wrote
Reply to comment by Business-Emu-6923 in What do you get if you put a thousand school shooters in the same room? by wils_152
How about 1000 people who had shity parents. Guns are not the problem, bad/absent parenting and mental health are the real issue. Why does no one call for the banning or regulation of cars? They kill more children than any thing, im not saying gun crime and genuine accidents don't happen but go look on the CDC website ages 0-17 years old #1 cause vehicle related. Of you don't like guns cool, I get it. However you can not strip everyone else of thier right, further more if the reason the 2nd amendment was made #2 is ever called upon you will be glad we never laid down our guns to be confiscated.
ilhauging t1_je9zct8 wrote
Reply to comment by tracsman in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Oh wow
sunshinefivenine t1_je9z8zb wrote
Reply to comment by the_other_irrevenant in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
I think they meant they only saw the title. She left cause of his abandonment issues, something like that
vegancookie t1_je9z7as wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
/u/refreshing_username You get now why I'm primed to think comments like yours are transphobic?
analgrunt t1_jea2s53 wrote
Reply to comment by DFYX in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Come on, sharing is caring!